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# Train Got Fabreezed
My fluffy gray psycho cat Train had a peculiar stench to her. Since she was an outdoor cat, I figured she had rolled in a dead animal. So I pinned her to the kitchen floor and through her wails, thoroughly Febreezed her. Problem fixed.
Unfortunately, the next day she came home smelly again, and thus the cycle continued. It went on like this for a week, wailing and spraying, until my roommate pointed out that she had an oozing open sore on her hindquarters. The smell was actually her gross rotting flesh. Upon a visit to the vet, it was revealed that it was an open cancer sore that I had been dousing with Febreez for 5 days.
Awesome!
(katiel, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:08, archived)
# great.
nice.
fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Lose the pet.
Pets record your every move and send it to a team of Nigerian fraudsters.

Besides it's Febreeze. I always thought it was Fabreeze until b3ta put me straight.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I thought the pets
were nigerian fraudsters?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# No, no, no!
They wait til you are out of your house, or are reading your bank statements. Haven't you noticed how pets tend to hang around during such times?
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Actually,
if they're cats, they're drilling.

(You won't get this unless you watch Eddie Izzard)
(Sher_idan, Tue 21 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I just hit myself in the balls
trying to swat a fly :(
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Your poor body might be sterile now.
Smoke some weed.
(Dawn Syndrome, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:14, archived)
# you fool
I think you are too DUMB to own a pet. I mean febreezing a cat to start with???? TERMINALLY STUPID
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:11, archived)
# That is a very sad story
and even more sad to end with an awesome.
My cat has just had a burst abscess which causes a gaping hole and was very disturbing (for both me and the cat)
It was not awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Penile, Wed 15 Oct 2003, 18:13, archived)