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[challenge entry] Bad news!!


hmmmm

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(noah472, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# they let....
...the kings horses try first? No bloody wonder they couldn't put him back together.
(I helped save b3ta! Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# it was a conspiracy
they wanted egg sandwiches
(BadgerPirate, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:27, archived)
# I always wondered
about that - how can a horse put an egg back together when they don't have opposable thumbs? Easy access to glue though :D
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Shall I name my horse :
UHU

or

EVOSTICK

can't decide. Your thoughts please.
(BadgerPirate, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Epox
(epoxy resin)
(Clockwork, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:45, archived)
# evostik,
'cos if you use uhu people might think yer camper than a field of pink tents when you shout for it!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:51, archived)
# ummm...
ok...



*backs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:26, archived)
# apparently there is now a new verse to humpty dumpty
Humpty Dumpty opened his eyes
Falling down was such a surprise
Humpty Dumpty counted to ten
Then Humpty Dumpty got back up again
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 13:46, archived)