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[challenge entry] We're still in the 19th Century for news up here.....


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(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Excellent.
Bravo.
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Arf!
keyboard/coffee/crotch moment there!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Bloody
darn marvelous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:48, archived)
# brilliant brilliant brilliant
eeeh lad! hovis oop north cobbled streets down the mines scrub the doorstep whippets on a string flatcap broken biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# 'broken biscuits'?
you can still buy them at the fox's factory in batley. you get approx. 30 'echo' bars for £1.50
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# eh, it's a time warp in batley
I'd go there just for the echo bars. Me uncle used to get 'seconds' cakes from McVities but he turned out to be a headcase racist nutter so we don't talk to him any more.
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:53, archived)
# heh heh
i have to go to batley on tuesday for a
'goldmine training course' at caltech.
i'll try to get a bag of broken biccies
and take them down t'bash.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:57, archived)
# Sorry lad
They'll not let you take them out of
the country
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# can't we arrange a biscuit visa a t'town hall?
eh? and one for the black puddin while we're at it?
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Lads, lads
You do know, yer'll be lettin' t'cat out of bag
if you let them biscuits go?

They'll know, down there, our secret......
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# eh, you're right an all
(I helped save b3ta! monster monster monster monster monster, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)
# By eck
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# It's "cess" pit.
I thought you of all people would know this.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:49, archived)
# But I'm a northern monkey
and we can't spell
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:50, archived)
# Geeeeen-yus.


That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 16:51, archived)
# triffic
very wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Superb
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Eee, that's champion
Why int it on t'front page, eh? Bloody suthners.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil|berT is posting post-hummusly, Fri 17 Oct 2003, 22:52, archived)