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[challenge entry] evening all

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(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:29, archived)
# lennon!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# evening
I wish I got it but I don't. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# sgt peppers
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Not heard it recently enough
to get the joke!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# it's from "day in the life"
"I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall"
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# heard
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# you say potato
i say potato...

not bad from memory though!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I am a
walrus elephant
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I heard the news today oh boy
4000 holes in blackburn lancashire
and although the holes were rather small
they had to count them all
now they know how many holes it takses to fill the albert hall

I'd love to turnnn youuuuuuuuuuuu onnnnnnnnn
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Mindpiss!
Thanks guys!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# 'cept he heard the news not read it
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# *ahem*
www.lyricsdepot.com/the-beatles/a-day-in-the-life.html

;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)
# they could be wrong
since he does talk about the photograph he saw in the news

*polishes wax cylinder and sharpens phonograph needle*

edit : No you're right and I'm wrong, remind me to get the spring fixed on my zimmer frame
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# a lucky guess!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:51, archived)
# you do turn me on.
nobody was really sure if he was from the house of lords.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# you say the nicest things
coo coo ca choo
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# I farted in the House of Lords once
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:39, archived)
# did you blow your mind out in a car?
did you not notice that the lights had changed?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:42, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:43, archived)
#
I read the news today oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh
I saw the photograph.

He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords.

I saw a film today oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
but I just had to look
Having read the book.
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to turn you on

(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Oh I see
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:47, archived)
# nice collie
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:48, archived)
# AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:49, archived)
# hehehhheheehhehhehehhehe
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:50, archived)
# hehehe
shouldn't it be paul?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:31, archived)
# nope John
II
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# i think john would have a more sincere bearing
and so be more suited to reading the news...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:33, archived)
# fair enough
yoko would approve, you've asserted your artistic rights
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# of course, it could be that i got it wrong
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# shh
don't spoil the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# and John wrote and sang that bit of the song
:)
(Idid, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:37, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Uh-huh
From (most of) the other reactions I guess this is rather amusing with the right knowledge...

So have a woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:34, archived)
# oh aye, it's fucking hilarious
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Woo!
(Idid, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:38, archived)
# For a fleeting moment
I thought that was Mystery Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Oct 2003, 21:41, archived)