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[challenge entry] Local Dog Forced To Rob Bank



With Bomb Strapped To Neck

something similar actually happened here not too long ago

From the Local News challenge. See all 295 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:56, archived)
# dog bombs!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:58, archived)
# lovely
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# haha
great!
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 16:59, archived)
# nice spong/bomb action!
I think the real vid is at ogrish.com, should you be so inclined...

(dognutz, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:00, archived)
# erm, no thanks
but thanks for offering.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# good choice
most unpleasant place
(dognutz, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:03, archived)
# that and rotten.com
are 2 of my least favourite places on the interweb
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# much like the real world
which I want no part of.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Has there been
any update about that?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:01, archived)
# not that I know of
still putting together the pieces.groan
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# BA DUM
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# TISH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Where?
Crazyland?
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
# it was a pizza guy in the states
who was allowed to die by police when they couldn't get bomb disposal experts near him in time
(I helped save b3ta! WhoElse I'm what Willis was talking about, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:02, archived)
# video footage:
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,96109,00.html

edit - Heavily cut now, by the looks of things. Still, the newsreaders sure are purdy.

"Tonight on FOX. Does being in the middle income bracket cause cancer? Are black men waiting outside your home, raping your dog? And will you all STOP LOOKING AT MY TITS?"
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha!!!
Beautifully done and generally splendid!!
(Mr Striding, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:04, archived)
# thank you
and ta muchly everybody else. Best get to work now, I shall be lurking in the shadows with the occasional offer of a woo or yay when appropriate/time allows.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:08, archived)
# woo to your pic !
I saw Bowling for Columbine last night - great flick :) Pets can't be done for murder ya see, so get them to do the killing
(JBoom, Wed 22 Oct 2003, 17:07, archived)