Cliff is gay

A friend of a friend of a friend once walked in on him giving his tour manager a blowjob.................so it must be true!

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(Cat Fur Head, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)

Now, when I were a lad around here,
that'd be a bandwagon cue.

Edit: and talking of gay celebrities, a FOAF's mum came hone a while ago to find her husband in bed with Bob Monkhouse.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:20, archived)

The King of Cheese
did go to Dulwich College.....
(Doctor Evil, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)

consider it done

( Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:31, archived)

The original is actually
a darts magazine.
( charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:34, archived)

well, he's not all bad then
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiin one....
( Shakmaaaaa!, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:35, archived)

( magoo, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:37, archived)

really?
He was only on the telly a few days ago, saying how he wasn't at all impressed having Frankie Howerd trying to pull him.
Maybe it was all a smoke screen
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:42, archived)

I dunno about Cliff's sexuality... but
I keep typing "teh" when I mean "the". Any suggestions how to solve this, because I have suddenly developed this really annoying habit, and I grind my teeth every time I do it.
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:22, archived)

it means you are retarded and as of yet there is no cure tough luck
you could program you keyboard with the keys the other way round
(BigBobbyh, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)

Type hte instead.

( charliedontsurf, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:23, archived)

type with just one finger
then you can't accidentally hit the E before the H
( JustHere, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:24, archived)

i do it too
and often type ti instead of it.
try typing teh, and see if you then get those the wrong way round
( atomboy, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:26, archived)

have all your teeth removed
problem solved
( thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:27, archived)

thank God he is into live nude men
it's the ones who like dead nude men that are the ones to look out for
( bleepbloop, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:25, archived)

Thats Jimmy Saville
Stoke Mandeville mortuary is his little love nest!
(Cat Fur Head, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:28, archived)

( JustHere, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)

I do know he travels with an
collection of young attractive men.
So you go figure...................
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:29, archived)

When we at Hammerhead Towers travel...
...we take a selection of each, just in case.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Tue 28 Oct 2003, 12:30, archived)