I've always thought
that most card games would be improved by adding a suit called Bastards - "You may have a Royal Flush, sir, but I have THE NINE OF BASTARDS!"
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:39, archived)

Yes.
I could see that working.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 3 Nov 2003, 12:40, archived)