The Nevada Cow-tower

I'm on a mission to make cows the top comedy animal again. Squirrels were just a let-down.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 13:45, archived)

moo and whey!
I'm with you on that.
*signs petition to make cows funny again*
( pickledpizza couldn't give a fuck anymore. I mean, who cares??, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 13:49, archived)

agreed
cows are mother natures comedians
( munkt0n, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 13:52, archived)

In comedy terms
I'd say cows are natures straight man.
The blank staring serious expression as they ignore the idiots and continue chewing.
(ComaToast, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 13:59, archived)

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It's the timing though.
Geniuses.
( izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 14:02, archived)

besides
you can't tip squirrels.
( Monkeyboy, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 14:01, archived)

even if...
...they provide a really good service?
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(prehensile, Fri 26 Jul 2002, 14:09, archived)