Bond's new protection

Religious back-up. He couldn't do without sister Flora

From the Rubbish Bond Gadgets challenge. See all 333 entries (closed)

( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:20, archived)

classic
wooyayhoupla
( lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)

Arf !!

Threadjack: Anyone got any tips for cuts, I have loads, my lips are shredded and so are my hands. Don't cut sticky-take with your mouth if your going to be moving.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)

dip yourself in dettol
and run naked IN THE ICELANDISH WATERS
( Sargant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

salt
and lots of it
( Roxy_Hart is taking advantage of you all, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

top tip:
seal over all those cuts with some handy sticky tape
( JustHere, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

i found that out taping up pallets in a water bottling factory
cammomile lotion i think was the stuff i used
( lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:26, archived)

Photoshop a wine bottle and call it
Man with the Blue Nun (doh! - giving ideas away, just not done)
woo pic
( maiden has a less sweary sig now *Fluff-on*, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

chuckles.

( souljah, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:25, archived)

arf !

( Tedmus, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 20:37, archived)

pearoast

(sleipnir, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:08, archived)