victorian beckham


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( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)

Aha ha ha
very good.
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

thats not beckham -thats his wife
whatsername the pig in a dress
(pikey hardly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

D'you mean
Victoria Beckham?
( foop, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Tee
hee
( CarlosTheJackal, protector of innocence, taker of liberties, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

most people's wives tend
to have the same last name as them
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

yeah but
er y'know..
(pikey hardly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

haha
that's right
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

like he's really 'beckham' though
isn't he?
(pikey hardly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

he is, yeah?
*confused*
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:50, archived)

so it's more like
this picture is more 'victorian beckhams less talented wife'
edit;or"beckhams victorian wife'
(pikey hardly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

not really
as it's a pun on her first name yah see?
Which is Victoria, followed in the standard way by her surname, Beckham
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

i'm off to do some ironing
on my irony board
edit;
halting site is the plural
(pikey hardly, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

whats the plural of pikey?
pikies?
or
pikeys?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

why do you ask?

(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

i honestly don't know


perhaps it part of my desire to know absolutly everything in the universe
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

I'm not sure
I've never had the honour of pluralising a Pikey
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)

cranberry s
.
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)

no, his real name is
Rupert T Blair
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:51, archived)

arf
:-)
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)

yes
her name is victoria BECKHAM
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

Do you not think
it may be pun on her first name?
( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

I keep laughing at the whatsername bit.
Pigs eh
( Samsonite, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

which "pig in a dress"?
pic
( robtoo is all out of gum, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

lol nice shop bad pun


but whats she got to do with the interweb
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

shhhh
i was trying to ignore the fact i had totally ignored the interweb ;p
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

doesn't she want to close it down?

( rob You should follow me http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)

why?
oh a kazaa typa thing?

yes probably but then she is a twit (ha you didn't filter that word)
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

I bet 'twirp'
is OK as well
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

how about trollop?
nope not that one either
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

and twazzock

(stone the crows, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

she's pissed off
because she thinks no-ones sharing their Victoria Beckham MP3s (like anybody has Victoria Beckham MP3s)
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

i don't know that
i can remember a single song she's released since going solo
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:52, archived)

She's released songs?

(Prof_Frink has remembered his username, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

She's been released?
The lock on my wardrobe is normally stronger
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)

there was that one she did with
Dane Bowers.
Not remembering it is the best way forward
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)

you're out of your mind
it was brilliant*

*100% FALSE
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

was that the one that went
ARGLE BARGLE OOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEWAAAAAAAA

or something?
( VampireMonkeyOnSled sensible shirt, tie, neatly combed hair etc, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

no, that was the noise the audience made

( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)

you're out of your mind, she released no such song









Tee Hee
(Ellis, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)

she's hot
.
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

shes a rake
an annoying old rake
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

hot annoying
old rake
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)

skinny
annoying rough bint imo ;)
( MrHaze likes to poo, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:46, archived)

i concur
only i concurred before you did
( lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

i hear you
but as a 135 pound weakling my taste runs to other skinny bints . . . and look at those cheekbones. I lost my potato peeler and she's got one built in!
(mixtapes, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)

I can't stand her!

( King Ralph is drunk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

watch it
she's my mum.
( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)

Go on, darlin'!
Show us yer ankles!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)

I say...
it's looks like she's on stilts!
(Astatine, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:47, archived)

Ding
dong!
(Doctor Evil, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:49, archived)

heh heh!
wooo!

TJ!

I'm getting broadband and I need to think of a host name. Can any clever b3tans out there think of an amusing name / pun to use?
( fishsticks, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)

suckmylemonsquidface

( thorpe www.bracestower.co.uk, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)

skeletor...
...she promotes feelings of violence within me.
(bob n bev, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)

Go Home!
Go Home now!!!
(Bob Hopelessness, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)