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# if b3ta had a bar,
I think I'd like it to look like this
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# if b3ta had a bar
there would be a whole lot more drunk b3tans there
edit:sorry, how rude of me, nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# my guess
is that they're all sprawled on the floor
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# i'm looking at the time
and i guess people are frantic at less than 90 minutes before the bar closes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# ooh, that's quite nice...
i have ideas, with regards to PHP, GD and the frontpage XML feed...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Do you
still have the link for the xml feed?

I lost it... :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/xml/
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Cunning
concealed in plain sight.

Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# No it wouldn't
It's not got any guiness anywhere!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# Nor is there a wide selection of real ales visable.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear ohe dear.
'tis not on. We'll have to send in the boys...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:59, archived)
# would it ...
sell drinks to under age kids(thats me)
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# no.
can't you make yourself older?
have you tried hormone supplements?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# i could always
i dont know err frezz my self
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# frezz?
try frying.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# dude iam
only 12 i cant spell things as well as u can ok
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# i could spell when i was 12
then again, i was always the "odd one"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# It's more rare than you think
these days.

It's not like when we were at school. These kids know nothing...
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# i was only 12, er.... *counts fingers*



*changes hand*



six years ago!

with regards to school, that was a few months back. er...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# You managed to get accepted with a bursary
to Oxbridge. That suggests a certain level of intelligence (the bursary rather than the Oxbridge bit ^_^)
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# the bursary actually came from being poor.
should i keep that bit quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Nah,
Hell, thanks to the government removing student grants, I currently owe the state a whopping £20,000. Fun fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# nads.
meh, i'll be doing that next year instead. debts are much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Ah well,
can't be helped!

Neodymium-Iron-Boron rare-earth element magnets rock!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:06, archived)
# You should be able to.
YOU'RE IN FUCKING YR 8 AREN'T YOU?!?!

Year 8 are evil little shits!

Gaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# yea and so
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# So?
I was posting a personal diatribe over the unpleasantness that is the 12 year old school going population of this country. Grrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# whats
so bad about that... atleast i am not 1 of the year 8s going out and stealing stuff
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:57, archived)
# And there
you have a good point.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:58, archived)
# Granted.
Espec. with rumours that one of the yr 8's in my form group is running around school with a knife. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:05, archived)
# At the age of 12
I was certainly capable of writing you out in full.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# frezz?
If you mean freeze, how the feck will it help if you keep yourself young?
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# ha ha
fezz yourself!
just like that.....
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# white rabbit
yellow rabbit
(I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I use
chronotons.

WARNING: Overuse may lead to old age and, in cases of prolonged use, death.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# and it needs a big old picture of me in there
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# good
job
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# awww
no hoskins there.

If b3ta had a bar I'd ensure there was at least 2.7 pictures of him.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# gay bar
gay bar
gay bar
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# Supermoore!
Take note...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# It would be like Cheers.
(goat thinks you're shit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# but with badgers
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:09, archived)
# Woo
to that. It made I chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffydoo, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:56, archived)
# and I'd be there
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:00, archived)
# the first thread
I've ever inititiated that's turned into a chevron.

I'm well chuffed!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 22:04, archived)