with a phantascope
and a piano, the victorians used to make their own fun:


( monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

That is fantastic!
Can I fawn over you?
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

Do you
have tissues handy?
You may need to wipe it up afterwards.
(Daveybaby, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)

c'est
magnifique!
( CranberryArmadillo, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)

hahahahahaha!
brilliant! :D

( Mushroom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I love that.
on an unconencted note, whoever invented lunch should be canonised.
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I feel the same
about the person who invented dinner.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

And I
about the person who invented gravy
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Sir Humphrey Davy
abominated gravy
( Mushroom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

he also named Aluminium
note the spelling, Americans.
A L U M I N I U M
( huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

yeah, but think of this
without saying it Alooooominum, Tom Lehrer's elements song doesn't scan.
That's the only situation i accept it pronounced like that :P
( Mushroom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

But that's for a song
and that's okay
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Ok, it may be used for comedy purposes

( huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

i almost know the entire elements song off by heart
HELP ME :(
( Mushroom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:50, archived)

Just look at this
static.howstuffworks.com/gif/atom-periodic-table.gif
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:51, archived)

that's no good
i just find myself finding them all on there :/
( Mushroom, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)

Bet you don't find them on here.
web.mit.edu/dryfoo/www/Info/condiments.html
:)
( Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:56, archived)

i love that
i nearly posted it a while ago, but as usual figured someone else must've at some point. A handy tool it is indeed!
( huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

mmm
Hail Eris!
(Lint4Brains, Mon 24 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)

there may be many others
but they haven't been discovered...
( huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

every day is a school day.

( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

we all try our best, bless us.
( huggybear, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

ahem
aluminum > aluminium

the google has spoken
(Autoclave, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)

And I
about the person who invented custard.

"You can whip cream,
but you can't beat custard!"
( Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

What about elevenses?
And High Tea?
( Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

and
midnight repasts
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

More to the point
what about supper and tiffin?
( Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)

They have tiffin
on sale in the canteen here
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

But do they serve it at supper?
Mmm?
( Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

They still sell it
up to 6.30 pm. so maybe
( groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

all scoffing opportunities are fabulous inventions...
but luch is really special to anyone who works, surely...
( chaotic_illuminator wanking enthusiast, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)

Ha ha ha ha ha

( Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Yay
That's brilliant!
( sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

I think we have a winner !!!
Though please tell me that you didn't actually write out the music correctly ...
( Hagbard - Mario Kart DS Code in profile, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

Not even close
Thankfully our friend isn't that geeky, took me microseconds to realise it wasn't right, damned classical education.
(SCar, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)

hahaha
cracking :)
( rogan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

yay
looks like we have a winner!
(icedragon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)

brilliant

( blupp, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

So cute!
pleasure overload.
( Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

oh dear oh dear oh dear
good
( new_matt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:42, archived)

hahahahahaa!
now my mind is plagued by that tune though :/
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

VERY WOO!
but are you sure the vics had orange back then?
(Wonchop Where are your goggles, boy?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)

Of course.
The entire world was sepia back then.
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)

!!Fannyfuckingtastic!!
I rarely use that word, but that warrants it.

The biggest woo and yay to you sir!
( Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

sheer brilliance onna stick.
woo!
yay!
houpla!
and the rarely seen,
panowie!
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:44, archived)

Woo!
Simliar, but dif'rent.

www.b3ta.com/board/2330556
( Gingey is able to shoot Mind Bullets, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

That's rubbish.
You're no good at this. Give up.
hem ...
( 0% Interest Googling splectrum ..,,..,,..,,..,,..,,..,,..,,..,, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)

Tee hee hee
Geniwoos!
( Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)

hehehehe-
nearly had a lunch + monitor moment there.
Pffft- Jools Holland Snr indeed! - yay!
( MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)

that
rocks
( cow23, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:54, archived)

Genius
Spinnywoo
(Tarquin., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)

ha ha
lovely stuff
( mozza Qui Est Iste Qui Venit?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:05, archived)

that's lovely!
but it's a phenakistoscope.. ;)
( amaryllis, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:06, archived)

brillifabtastic
woo
( lemonhead, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:12, archived)

DID YOU POST IT
as a normal image? Its not in the entries...very woo indeed
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 14:14, archived)

fantastic


(ivor_the_engine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)

and we have a
WINNER!
(rymix, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)

The WInner!
If I were to choose.
(bluemerle, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)

very good
very good indeed.
well done that chap!
( Kamikazee Killmouse, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)

we have a winner!

( robtoo is working on seekrit projects, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 20:56, archived)

!!!
Oh dear... this is the greatest thing since Monty Python decided to make spam the centrepiece of a sketch...
(almightynoitall, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)