Plaits???!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Nobody is doing pubic plaits now! It's all about corn-braiding.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:02, archived)

friction-tastic
ouch
( Pootle where's his tart on his sleve?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:08, archived)

That IS technically true.
But I use Salad Cream to reduce friction and add a glorious lustre to my fronds.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:10, archived)

salad cream
is there nothing it can't do?
( Dano, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:13, archived)

Make stuff taste nice.
mayonnaise rocks
( pxyzyzygy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 15:17, archived)