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# WAHEY !!

the price of bacons gone up
(ivor_the_engine, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)
# that makes me think "police helicopter"
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# yeah
and pigs might fly.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# ooh
tres bien woo
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# yay
fly! But not too close to the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# roast ham
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# pork scratchings
mmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# Ooo, I love pork scratchings!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:06, archived)
# they're so bad
but you can't resist
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:10, archived)
# Not forgetting
Chicken Itchings as well. Yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:13, archived)
# Doggy scabs...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# Pussy crusts


too far?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:26, archived)
# yarrrrrrrgggghhhhh!
yes
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 28 Nov 2003, 15:22, archived)
# I love that quite a lot
your work always has so much character!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:03, archived)
# yay and woo
but surely he'd only be celebrating if the price of bacon went down, then farmers would be less inclined to slaughter him and his family, and would wait for the market to rise again
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# You're applying too much rational thought to this, you know.
I rather suspect the pig in question is not your average porcine.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# true
and their grasp of basic economics is known to be sketchy, at best
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:21, archived)
# no,
if the price of bacon goes down the farmer will ill-treat the animals and intensively rear them to maintain his profits. High bacon prices mean the animals can live happily free range and go flying whenever they want!
(Lambkin, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:23, archived)
# yay!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:07, archived)
# That
earns my new woo-yay

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:09, archived)
# high
cockalorum
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:11, archived)
# yay!
superb :)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 12:14, archived)
# wooo for flying pigs!
(I helped save b3ta! loko, Thu 27 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)