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# University doctors
are universally cranberry.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# we had the sleaziest, most useless one in the world
He once diagnosed a broken ankle as "stress".
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# one where I went to Uni
kept giving needless scrotal and rectal exams until they fired him.

'Dr., I've broken my toe, can you help?'

'I recon that'll be some sort of rectal problem, just pop up on the couch...'

'Don't you need to put gloves on?'

'...'
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)