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# Congratulations to Jonny Wilkinson!
(Gobshite, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Who?
Johnny Briggs?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:38, archived)
# paaaaaaaaaaaaar-ump pump ump pump ump pump ummmmmp
paddle addleump pump ummp......
edit now with added squirrel for effect
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Every single trombonist I have ever met
knows that tune off by heart.

All trombonists are bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# and so is anyone who puts that tune into my head for the
rest of the day.

:@ (
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Remember
that time when Johnny was making all that Ginger ALe in his cellar, or that time when he ruined his sisters angora hat.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Did he
shit in the hat?
(Gobshite, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# Nope,
It was Razzle his dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I forgot his dog was called Razzle.

That's hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Rita's angora beret
looked like shit in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# I remember the one
where his brother ate some cake that he wasn't supposed to, and he filled the hole with bread and toothpate.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
I remember that one.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I hated that Briggs boy.
Always causing trouble.
It's CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# I liked his Dad,
"JOHNNY!!"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Here he is!
news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1090000/images/_1092698_bald_150.jpg


Pffffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha,
I wonder what did happen to the actor who played Johnny Briggs.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Probably
sucking cocks for pennies on the streets of Yorkshire..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:56, archived)
# He's head of The Paint Research Association
www.pra.org.uk/contacts/researchcontacts.htm
(Maybe.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:57, archived)
# he's old!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Last time
i saw him, he was working at cellnet customer service in Leeds, that was about 4 years ago.

/Relurks
(bringandbuy, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:00, archived)
# I've just spent the last 10 minuteds trying to find
out.

I think he must be dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:05, archived)
# Me too,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Wasn't
his dad in Star Wars as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# and nobbed Pauline in
Eastenders.
It's CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# some people have all the luck
(I helped save b3ta! Mond, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Oooo, nice sparkle.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# *sheepisly raises hand
feels like the really sad boy at school who didn't grope Sandra Hopplethwaite*
It's CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# "We've analysed (oop) their
attack and there is a risk...."

(Kill me...please)
(Fingolfin, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# "analised"?
Am I missing summat? (oop nerth speak in deference to J.Briggs)
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# i thought
he fixed it with dogfood and toothpaste and then our rita ate it?
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# yay that squirrel
Then there was all that fuss about the school rabbit that escaped.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# yeah,
and what was it with the ghost in the basement...
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:52, archived)
# *SQUEALS*
I love it!
Me want one!!!

I miss my .gif animator *crys silently into cherrycola*
(MissieMissie, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# exstraveganza
and lots of northerners saying our a lot
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Hypnotic
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# good place to keep it i say
(I helped save b3ta! Dave - KneHigHbOb talks, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# University doctors
are universally cranberry.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:41, archived)
# we had the sleaziest, most useless one in the world
He once diagnosed a broken ankle as "stress".
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:43, archived)
# one where I went to Uni
kept giving needless scrotal and rectal exams until they fired him.

'Dr., I've broken my toe, can you help?'

'I recon that'll be some sort of rectal problem, just pop up on the couch...'

'Don't you need to put gloves on?'

'...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:13, archived)
# strange.....
i am just replying randomly so i can show off my lil xmas icon...

 
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Hehe,
Everyone's at it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# the craze that's
sweeping the nation the board my posts.
It's CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Ummm,
But you don't have one...

EDIT: Sneaky edit whore!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Bwah hah hah hah haaa!

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
#
It's CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS! nearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
 
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# ickle TJ...
Just looking at the dad jokes. I think we have a winner with Zak McF's "I shagged your mum" story.

Awesome. Top daddage.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Haha
that is beautifully done
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
#
(Gobshite, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:42, archived)
# pretty soon, you'll have one of those for the entire English language.
hehehe
Go on... give me a "KIPPER!"

edit: how rude of me... Woo to the pic too!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:45, archived)
# I love your dad story.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:46, archived)
#
'I WOULD' 'LIKE' 'SOME' 'CHRYSANTHEMUMS'
(1, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:53, archived)
#
(Gobshite, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)
# very well done
(Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:48, archived)
# New Comp Theme
I know this has nothing to do with anything but i think the theme for the next/new comp should be: Ideas for £5 DVDs
(eggplant pities the fool who jacks his thread, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# that freaks me out!
woo yay....

google moderate safe search strikes again..... I was only looking for paperclips.

images.google.com/images?q=paperclips&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&start=20&sa=N
(garfi3ld, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Jonny
crashed his car into a tree at Leeming Bar the other day.

He wasn't hurt. Yet it made the first story on the local news.

Woo to pic and MBE!
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 13:54, archived)
# You're giving me an MBE
for the pic?

A FP would do!
(Gobshite, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 14:08, archived)