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(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 13 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# Ahhh, poor guy...
No dogs, no skates. What's a mutt to do?

TJ: Tonight, I am but a little annoyed. I turned up at the house where a good friend lives for his surprise 21st birthday party. It would appear that one of his housemates took considerable offence to an email I sent him (quite why, I do not know). Anywho, I was told this by one of his housemates, so I went and knocked on his door. When he answered I said to him 'I think we need a little chat'. He answered 'Yes, let's step outside.'. When I had stepped out of the front door, he slammed it in my face. I have been phoned by just about everybody else who is at the party, and they're all in a state of disbelief. Apparantly it's all got a bit awkward in there, with them not knowing what to say / do. Obviously, not wanting to make issues worse, I came home. The problem is, this night was about my mate's birthday, not what some random twunt of a housemate thought of me.

I'm pissed off and very upset, they're all uneasy, and I just hope my mate's party hasn't been spoilt.

I need a hug...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:04, archived)
# *hug*
And besides, an email you sent to your mate (in which case, it's none of the housemate's business), or an email you sent to the housemate (in which case he's probably a twunt)?

And as a qualified 21-year-old, I can officially say that most young people are cranberries.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Twas an email
I sent to the housemate after he sent me a very abusive email for not linking the dates correctly on our mountaineering club website. He is, as you say, a twunt.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)
# does he have a mailbox outside his flat?
masturbate into it. every night.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I do that
anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Blimey, you as well?
I thought that face was familiar
(Phil Febuggure, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# For "not linking the dates correctly"???
Never mind twunt, I think that qualifies him as a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Yeah
it's bizzare, isn't it?

The thing that pisses me off is that as far as I'm aware, it's fucked up a mates 21st, me there or not.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)
# the best thing you can do now?
get two big bottles of vodka as birthday presents.
crash through a window of his flat in extravagant style.
impress everyone and give them a laugh as you bleed everywhere, whilst happy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)
# I hate young people.
And I especially hate students.

And I say that as both a young person and a student. Only thing you can do really is ignore it and carry on. If it has indeed fucked up a mate's 21st, I'm sure the twat will get what's coming to him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)
# I can hope, can't I...
... I find the same thing with regards to young people / students being cranberries. I've managed a pub for the last two summers, which leads to a certain maturity (and love of lockins where you are the deity) that others seem to lack.

On the upshot, this guy will be gone at the end of the year, as it's his final year...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Aye, I know.
I was a retail manager for Waitrose for a year before I gave it up to go to uni, and I can't believe the immaturity of a lot of students, even those who are older than me. But then, I've always been old for my age.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you're not SSG
you can't get hugs



only joking *hug*
(alexnessie \o/., Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:07, archived)
# That's really crap.
Hope your face is ok, and that the housemate is ejected from house favour poste haste.
:¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)
# A bit of blood...
... a few teeth missing, and an offest nose.

All in all, it's just like usual!
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:18, archived)
# go back, kick the f uck out of him for
being so ignorant. then drink all he's beer and piss on he's bed.


well thats what id do
(Pauld, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)
# he's gay
and hates himself for loving you.

just a theory.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:14, archived)
# you could have a point.
jacko you aint shagged his mum have u?
(Pauld, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Ooooh...
the ugly munter with the cheese flowing from the you-know-what? Nah, he's the product of much worse.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)
# I think you might
be onto something there. But then again, he's the person I would least like to have sex with *EVER*. Including my own parents.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)
# sorry :(
I had someone do something very similar to me once...

it's quite awkward
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Yeah, it is, isn't it
I really don't know what to do. I feel like I've ruined it for everyone, but I know I haven't.

It sounds so like one of these primary school 'But he started it' kind of things, which reading his stuff, it appears to be. Quote:

"Not surprising you're not a very popular person in the club, despite the incesent arse licking you do.".

Hmm. nice.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hmmm
he ruined it not you.

at least that's my view of things.
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Sure, but the whole
I shouldn't have replied to his email, I shouldn't've (how the watermelon do double apostaphinations work?) turned up, etc etc, are all there.

With regards to the turning up with much vodka and breaking windows, I did get home, drink lots of wine and then go out to the pub. Kinda similar...
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:27, archived)
# well
I dunno
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Nether do I
but thankyou for your support. I can only add two things right now:

1. Your all gay
2. Have yourself a beer / spirit / wine
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:32, archived)
# no way
he's getting in
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Why did u delete your "your all gay" post?
?
I thought it was very "to the point"
(I helped save b3ta! Black Moon Not cracked, I'm all up to be., Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)
# it was just a quick funny
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:21, archived)
# Ah poor thing
Mind you, I do find myself agreeing with the parks laws. Dogs on skates can ruin a stroll in the park.
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:17, archived)
# aww
poor fella
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 0:20, archived)