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# Saddam discovered in Tikrit wearing false beard


You are not fooling anyone dude

(Oh and if you don't know what I am on about, turn on the news now)
(Waynster James Joyce is fucking my sister!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:08, archived)
# haha!
and yes we do..

morning all :)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Blimey
You're quick off the mark.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:11, archived)
# maybe he had it pre-prepared
as a contigency in case the Kurds caught ousted Iraqi butcher Saddam Hussein on December 14th 2003 at 11 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:13, archived)
# Maybe
he is Saddam Hussein, and this is a cunning diversion.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:14, archived)
# the cunning swine!

(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# no he can't be saddam,
that guy lives in our basement, and there is no electrical equipment down there whatsoever...


*leaves*
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:15, archived)
# I'm saddam and so is my wife
(1, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:16, archived)
# I'M SADDAM HUSSEIN
and/or BRIAN BLESSED
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:17, archived)
# !
That's why I hear a rumbling sound from my basement!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:19, archived)
# They both have facial hair.
I think that proves it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:20, archived)
# The third guy down in my basement doesn't have facial hair.
well, actually, he doesn't have a face. poor guy (girl)
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:24, archived)
# or both.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:28, archived)
# Have you got them securely chained to a radiator?
I believe this is the accepted method of retention.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:29, archived)
# they are chained to a lemon
they don't deserve radiators
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:31, archived)
# is it an evil robotic lemon from mars?
(1, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:32, archived)
# just a normal lemon
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:33, archived)
# you fool
(1, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:35, archived)
# if it's any consolation I gave them a small bear
to stroke
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:37, archived)
# he looks like Dave Lee Travis
'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Sun 14 Dec 2003, 11:22, archived)