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# I thought they were wooden teeth.
why the hell would they make them out of hippo bone?
ivory was FAR more plentiful and durable.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 23:15, archived)
# they had a coupla
spare hippos about the place that morning
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 23:16, archived)
# maybe he REALLY hated hippoes
and this was his expression of that hatred...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 23:17, archived)
# I don't think so
he expressed most of his hippo loathing by daubing 'all hippos are a bunch of smelly bastards' on the back of the Declaration of Independence
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 23:19, archived)
# ahh
my mistake, silly to overlook it really :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 23:21, archived)
# Wooden false teeth last about a week
before they turn green and slimy.

Ivory teeth last longer but eventually get things growing in them.

(I used to make false teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Sat 20 Dec 2003, 23:46, archived)