hahahaha, though
what does he own that's red?
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)

Looks like...
...a communion wine stain to me.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

aw, well that's clears up
that mystery

well done mystery clearing-up bob ;)
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

how does it go?
'blood of christ'
'pink shirt of christ'

etc.

I'd join the end of the queue, but I'd probably get excommunicated for saying 'it tastes like red wine' :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

you could try
body of christ, hmmm, tastes like chicken
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

is it possible
to be 'even more' excommunicated?
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

only if you went into a church
and had sex with a cross
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

had sex with
a cross what?

hehe, aching sides etc
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

haha
sorry about the sides
( Wildheart Baby Jesus is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)