The card companies could get a extra cash...


...by making Christmas appeal to non-Christians a bit more.

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 446 entries (closed)

( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

heheheheh
yay for cross-cultural blasphemy!

and woo.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:57, archived)

blasphemy, you say?

( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

They are older than they
look
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

they 'wear' it well though
although they could be time-travellers
( lo, the Greebo Warrior doesn't update his sig often enough, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:01, archived)

They invented time travel
although their music is stuck in the 70s/80s
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

roast of peaness

( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

hahahaha, though
what does he own that's red?
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:04, archived)

Looks like...
...a communion wine stain to me.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

aw, well that's clears up
that mystery

well done mystery clearing-up bob ;)
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

how does it go?
'blood of christ'
'pink shirt of christ'

etc.

I'd join the end of the queue, but I'd probably get excommunicated for saying 'it tastes like red wine' :)
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

you could try
body of christ, hmmm, tastes like chicken
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

is it possible
to be 'even more' excommunicated?
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:15, archived)

only if you went into a church
and had sex with a cross
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

had sex with
a cross what?

hehe, aching sides etc
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

haha
sorry about the sides
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

gah!
brilliant.

woo!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

hahaha
did you see the thing about shiva the other day?
( kitty meow meow, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

I didn't
I have been paying no attention whatsoever to the board recently.

It's actually been quite good.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

It wasn't a pic
it was someone being offended

www.b3ta.com/board/2516659
( kitty meow meow, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

Yay!
I can only try to offend people over the internet.

In real life, no-one can ever get angry at me because of my puppy-dog eyes.
( Mystery_Bob, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

awwww
you should post a link to it on his guestbook
( kitty meow meow, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:05, archived)

yeah
..that's why this one's funnier than it should be..
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:00, archived)

mmmmm blasphemeriffic

( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

Hurrah!
I like that very much.
( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 0:59, archived)

oh very nice indeed
remings me of the time I drew vishnu with syringes in their arms in r.e.
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:03, archived)

Funny,
I was thinking of doing the same gag but couldn't be buggered in the end (fnarrrr!).

Woo yay for being more dedicated than me!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

has your arse closed up?

( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

pffft!
reminds me of an old Spitting Image sketch with 'boy george' and 'holly johnston':

holly: boy, how's your bottom this morning?
boy: shut up!
holly: so's mine, must be the cold weather!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

arf

( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)