Happy Christmas Spoltroons!


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(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:06, archived)

Zippy played guitar...

( HP SPEEDCORE!, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

Heeheee

( EvS, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

Jamming good
with Voltan & Lizzy...
( Pappa Ratzi had a strange dream last night., Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

....and Peter Duncan.

( Tart Monkey, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

hahahahaha
fucking nuts ah tell thee
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:07, archived)

woo
floats to bed - bye!
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:08, archived)

Tatty
bye.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:10, archived)

g'night

( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

bubye you smelly
git
( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

sorry, I'm decomposing
somebody had better create a resurrection machine (and whilst their at it, recreate my hair too)
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

I can keep your brain alive in a jar if you like.
But you legally have to go mad if I do that.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:13, archived)

Is anybody remotely sane around here?

( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

me!

( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

Hmmmm
The mad are the last to admit they're crazy.
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

erm...
Sane people say Me! when asked if they are sane.


what do you mean you've never heard that one
( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

Ok. I'll believe you.
mind you, if I asked "are you sane" and you replied "me", that might not make sense
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

anyway
I really am going to bed now
( whelkboy has not been here for a while, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:22, archived)

Unless you're
a) a cat;
b) Beaker off the Muppet show;
c) a wind instrument.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:23, archived)

I have a remote control device
that increases and decreases the sanity of passing sparrows.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

Are they for sale yet?
I could surely use one!
( AprilH, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)

is anyone remotely
what?
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

yes my sanity
is controlled remotely
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:16, archived)

*twiddles
knobs*

bwhahahahaha!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:17, archived)

hahaha, bibbble
flobble

here Witchy have my money
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

yay!
'Rah for free money!

*twiddles knobs a bit more*
*snaps one off*
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

well
I always wondered what being a woman was like
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:31, archived)

Utterly
fucking irrational.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:32, archived)

Hmmm,
approaching mindpiss, Captain.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

so you're the one
who controls my sparrow mind

*raises wing*

darn you pesky controllers
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

Ha ha! Peck! Peck, my pretty!
Aaaaaaaah-ha-haaaaa!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:26, archived)

*peck*
ow by fnucking deak
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:31, archived)

Ha ha,
now shit on a BMW!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:32, archived)

*fwap fwap fwap*
squirt
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:34, archived)

It worries me
that you only needed three 'fwap's there.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:36, archived)

well, it wasn't
that far away
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:38, archived)

Pffft.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:42, archived)

heh
..The Brain That Wouldn't Die..

I'd love to see that again.

if only for the THING in the closet...
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

that chameleon is entirely gratuitous
you are promoting shameless hedonism
( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:11, archived)

Not true.
At first glance the chameleon seems out of place, but he's actually vital to the narrative structure. His name's Jimbo. Jimbo Paradise.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:12, archived)

a little more characterisation wouldn't have gone amiss
i mean whats his motivation. How does he relate to his costars?
( lemony, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:14, archived)

On the contrary, it's a very subtle performance from Jimbo.
He's a chameleon, right, but he doesn't blend in with his background. He's a fish out of water, forever playing second fiddle to Zippy and his Atomic Pencil.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:19, archived)

ho ho
that's the spirit.

go Zippy!

woo.

...fucksocks.. just passed 7000 posts..



humbug.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:18, archived)

That's the spirit.

(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:20, archived)

woo
to
you
too!
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

well done
though you could have bumhug instead
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:21, archived)

can I?
please?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

well, I'd say , yeah
but you live so far away
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:32, archived)

ah, allow me to lend you
a 7000 posts celebration!


( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:22, archived)

hehehe
that's priceless!

thanks.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:23, archived)

no probs,
various celebratory posts are available :D Congrats!
( witchy :: Best before:, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

That touched me
in a way I'll never understand.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

very nice
wish mine were like that
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:25, archived)

Oooooo
Well done an' all that.
( Tart Monkey, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:24, archived)

heheheheheheheh
wooo
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:27, archived)

There are two
Zippys and they're both wonderful. Coincidence?
( mofaha : life during wartime, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:28, archived)

Funny you should say that:

Geddit?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 1:30, archived)