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(Redbull_(UK) pfffft, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 14:56, archived)
# why
has all his flesh bin burned off but the clothes are still there. H U H ! ?
(][DaN][, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 14:59, archived)
# never heard of
fire-retardant material?

sadly, his beard caught light...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:00, archived)
# I read that as
Fire-Retarded Material
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:07, archived)
# Well, duh.
They're Nomex, aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:01, archived)
# Well,
wouldn't you wear fireproof clothes if your job involved going up and down chimneys all the time?
P.S. Woo to the pic. Likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:02, archived)
# Poor santa.
And another irritating threadjack...

What is the best solution for blocking spam on outlook express / windows XP?

One of my mail accounts has suddenly started getting 150+ spams per day...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:10, archived)
# i had that
i used the rules wizard to just not download antyhing with viagra or hilton or other relevant keywords in from the server and now i'm almost spamfree
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)
# well
you could set it to not download messages until requested... that way you can just look through the headers, most spam stands out a mile with it's ridiculous spelling
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:12, archived)
# Was that
a deliberately misplaced apostrophe?
If so - arf! If not - boo!
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:17, archived)
# define
best... discontinuing the use of email has a 100% success-rate, but may not be what you're looking for.
(radja, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:14, archived)
# I could gouge out my eyes too...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)
# but
that wouldn't stop the flow of spam... it'd just diminish your enjoyment of it..
(radja, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:22, archived)
# Burn the internet
BURN IT
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:16, archived)
# If you can
(have someone) set up your email server to use Spamassassin. Works great, is free.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:18, archived)
# just....
pull out the network plug...
(Mr Joe Bangles, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 15:31, archived)