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# Bleh
in true berk tradition, i'm really rather drunk, and i'd just like to say you're the bestest people on the interweb. ever.

*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)
# no we aren't
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)
# oh yes you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# a few of us may be
but most of us are twunts
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)
# *hug*
you're my bestesestesetest mate you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)
# no I'm not
I'm not anyone's best friend, nor have I ever been
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)
# tough shit
you are now :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# You're not so bad yourself
good Doctor.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# i thankyou
but you sir. are a god
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)
# Awwww
homepage.ntlworld.com/gaz18jf/hosting/stop.mp3
(only a small file size)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)
# hehehe
but you are
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)
# go read a book
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# i have
this at the moment, very interesting
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)
# yey!
but use this link instead
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)
# done
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)
# go and read a proper book,
one about posh people who start off on bad terms, but slowly realise they actually love each other and get married.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# did you have
a particular title in mind?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)
# i meant pride and prejudice,
but it also applies to the king and i, a version of which was on tv earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)
# I have read all my books
well over 2000 pages this week
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)
# I used to read
then i found this place
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# I do both
and nothing else, ever
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Travel, films, sport?
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)
# occaisionally
no and no

I've gone 3 places besides home this year, one of them because I had to
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)
# Worse places to be
than here ;)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)
# yes
like on the middle seat of a commercial airplane
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)
# next to fat people
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)
# well being fat myself
I don't think I can complain about that too much
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 21:02, archived)
# i can't
read.

/sarcasm

actually i never read literature unless I have to for school like I recently read a rather boring book called To Kill A Mockingbird and have also recently read a lot of games manuals...
(moose tequila, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)
# what the watermelon
is wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)
# I liked To Kill A Mockingbird!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)
# Seconded
It took me ages to colour it in

(tis a good book really)
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)
# I know, Usually when we had to study a book at school
I automatically hated it, but not this book!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)
# honestly i find it boring
because it's like everything at my school. Anti racsism. In RE we always do fairness and stuff. Humanities is slave labour. PSE is equal oppourtunites and English is all books about fairness in races. Presonally I think it's a plan to try and brainwash us into idealisms...
(moose tequila, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)
# at the moment i'm trying to read my chemistry textbook,
but the picture of two scientists in green isolation suits having a foam party with some copper piping on the front page is much better.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)
# yes
most text books are crap. I don't know why they make them so difficult to read, when a different style would impart the same information and be easier to read
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)
# it's pretty good, actually (especially compared to things like my maths textbook),
but i'm not in the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)
# my quantum mechanics book was exceptional
very well written
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)
# heheh
I got a biology textbook Called Living Things. By a guy called Slaughter. So on the spine it says:
'Slaughter Living Things'

I can't remem the work replacing the word things, but you get the idea.
(moose tequila, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)
# except that it was about
quantum mechanics.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)
# yep
but I thought we were talking about the writing styles :)
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)
# i always seem to end off going off a tangent
but they are all textbooks of educational purposes
(moose tequila, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)
# yes
but that doesn't mean they have to be dull
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)
# but it doesn't mean
they have to be not dull
(moose tequila, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)
# well obviously
because they mostly are. I just don't think learning needs to be a chore, and people would be more inclined to read their assignments if the books weren't so poorly written
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)
# i'd imagine though
that the people who know lots about quantum mechanics aren't the sort of people who know lots about writing well.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)
# this guy did both
(I helped save b3ta! kitty meow meow, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 21:03, archived)
# If it was films
It'd be every film by Richard Curtis
(Icouldsleepforever, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)
# as a newbie
I say your all as mad as a barrel of monkeys, but I love this site! so funny!
(Leah, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# you are
is correctly contracted to you're.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)
# disagree totally with
watched the posts increase.
Site is not bad.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)
# i know i am :D
*blushes*

TJ : can someone tell me what the html is to make an imaeg the same size as the browser its displayed in?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)
# yes
but i'd have to kill you
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# stick
width="100%" after your img src= bit, but still in the pointy brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Surely
100%

/vague memories

Agh you bugger with your hasty editing :P
(I helped save b3ta! valley, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)
# width/height="100%"
isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)
# yay
happy new year alex
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c
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(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)
# evil child
: )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Yay!
I love drunk Berk.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)
# dont let him go in the kitchen just dont
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)
# sicko
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Not so bad yourself matey!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# heheheh
have a good one berk :)
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Happy New Year Berk
This is a great place.

Have a brilliant new year.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)
# Yes
yes we are

;)

HNY to all of you for when the time is right.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)
# Yes,
we are ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 31 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)