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[challenge entry] Rusty's the reality TV hostage negotiator
80's cooking pro Rusty Lee, turns her hand to hostage rescue. She is filmed by our film crew as she tries to negotiate with terrorists for the freedom of those oh so tricky to release hostages.


Rusty being congratulated by Pablo Escobar for
her exemplary work in hostage negotiations



Rusty smiling though another tough one this time in Iran

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(paolodi, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:34, archived)
# Pablo Escobar
is a legend.
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
# you're thinking
of Ron Jeremy
(dognutz, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:39, archived)
# No.
Ron jeremy and Rocco are on another altogether.

Pablo is good, but not that good
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# seamless



/never heard of her
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:35, archived)
# rusty lee! top 80's cookery bird!
(paolodi, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:36, archived)
# Im showing my age here because i had no idea who she was
looks like lenny henry with a wig. A poor wig at that
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:38, archived)
# ha
ah well, I thought it was funny, even more so for its poor execution..
(paolodi, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:41, archived)
# i was in nappies
while she was pottering around the old stove
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# yeah, but how old were you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
#
26
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# probably the best description of her,
and Lenny can't cook either
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# ahhhhhh
but lenny is really Ansley Harriot aswell
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:43, archived)
# that wig has seriously done the rounds
I remember Ainsley in it when he first started! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 4 x 4 Chilli Phil, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:46, archived)
# yea
im pretty sure Ansley got it off me old mate Kevin Keegan
(Pauld, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:54, archived)
# Rusty Lee
could hardly talk from suffering hysterical laughing
fits. Good chuckly kinda laugh though.
Told dirty jokes and cooked naked*

*some content altered for 'sexing up' purpoises
(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:40, archived)
# My eyes!
My eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
# I'll be washing my mind now
(got booted off telly for advertising some brands, like Saxa salt)
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:42, archived)
#
laughing? like this...?



She's great. I nearly ran her over in Staples car-park last Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Fri 9 Jan 2004, 13:55, archived)