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[challenge entry] Delta Goodrem anyone???

Dance Delta Dance \0/

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:43, archived)
# yes
me
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:44, archived)
# fwap
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
#
fwap
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
#
fwap
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# splat
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# thanks
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)
# here
have some bog roll.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)
# talk about
premature
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Hmmmnorks.
The wife's used to belong to me, but now they belong to the baby.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Yes, but be mature and look on the bright side....
er....

er...

there's bound to be a bright side....

isn't there?

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:04, archived)
#
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Oooooooh...
/kleenex
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# you give
where others would...

and so on...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:45, archived)
# I hate
that giraffe necked freakish gurning tart
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:46, archived)
#
tissues issues
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)
# I used to use the phrase
"tissue the issue" as a euphemism.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)
# for
sponking the mankey?
nice
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:51, archived)
# OMG
Sorry but you must be a bummer!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:47, archived)
# not as a rule
but if that was the alternative - frankly, I'd prefer it

so long as he shaved - and had a nice personality
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)
# /0\
You'd rather give a geezer brown love than have a bit of Delta?

Hmmm poke a bloke in the brown eye or the hottest thing on Ramsey Street since Holly Valence fucked off?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:53, archived)
# Holly Valence was about as sexy
as a bit of soggy day old quiche

and about as talented/interesting
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:56, archived)
# seconded
on the talent part
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:00, archived)
# she was made entirely of bone
and had a face like a squashed brocolli.
you could hardly call her sexy.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)
# haven't you heard?
they invented some new make-up for women - it's called a paper bag

edit: comes in white, grey, brown, and sometimes yellow
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# but the face wasn't the only icky bit of her!
she looked anorexic!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:10, archived)
# and she's really irritating
which is a massive turn off
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:14, archived)
# yup.
i can't actually think of anything good about her.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:15, archived)
# 2 things
she's been dropped by her label
and she's not on tv any more

other than that - no
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:17, archived)
# OMG
or just have different taste to you.
Stranger things have happened
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:49, archived)
# burn
the newbie!

see how 'burn looks almost the same as 'bum' there?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:52, archived)
# OMFG LOL!
your all bummers!!!!111
BLANKEEEET!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:07, archived)
# and
your point, sweetie ?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)
# none
sorry
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:16, archived)
# so
you've been a member for two days.

I guess you don't realise this is the gay shift.

you can take your hate, along with your shrivelled, inoffensive winkie, in hand, and kindly cock off.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:30, archived)
# bet you
still would though.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:48, archived)
# nope
- this is based on personal taste,her crap acting/singing and having the misfortune of seeing an interview with her

the arrangement of frames is nice though - I just can't get past the hate
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:54, archived)
# you're not alone.
there's something about her face that makes me want to beat the living crap out of her.
and i wouldn't.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Shit actress, not much of a singer, but come on!
I mean, are you gay?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:58, archived)
# goes
quite nicely with 'smack my bitch up' acksherly
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:50, archived)
# My NSFW Woo approval...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 0:55, archived)
# is it though?
the nipples are covered, so I'd say it's debatable
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:05, archived)
# oh yes!
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(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 1:12, archived)