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[challenge entry] Brian tries hard to muster up some edginess, but ...

Brian Can't.

From the Come-back TV challenge. See all 273 entries (closed)

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:11, archived)
# that's the best ive seen
to go now
and three on one
tobagno

wooo
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:13, archived)
# TJ
are we aware that our vocabulary may not be "condoned"?

www.adobe.com/misc/trade.html#photoshop
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:19, archived)
# corporate cunts!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# one the word passes into common usage
as a synonym for 'digitally fannied about with' or whatever, Adobe can't have copyright on it
so any old monkey could sell their tat and call it Photoshop
tha's wha' 'appened to Cornflakes

(i only use Piss Pot Pro :( )
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:26, archived)
# And...
...sellotape, hoovers, felching, etc
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:28, archived)
# ah who can forget
H.J.Felching & Sons, purveyors of anal sucking devices to HM Queen Victoria
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:29, archived)
# you still cant say sellotape
or hoover on TV. sticky tape and vacuum cleaners
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:30, archived)
# Yes you can!
You are just not meant to.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:31, archived)
# Yes.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# ha ha - the britishers are always
a few hours ahead of me.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:23, archived)
# bloody hell fire
i'm going to have to shop some shopping in PS now to take my mind off it
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
#
pedantic ©unts
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:22, archived)
# Adobe® Photoshop® software publishers
are pedantic Wankers
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# I think you'll find that's
Pedantic Wankers™.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:27, archived)
# Hell's Bells!
do i have to say "trademark" too?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Maybe we should pick a competing product ...
... and use its name as the generic term. See how they like someone else getting all the free advertising.

Then again, it may have amusing consequences:

"I spent all day gimping at work."
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Nice...
But poor Brian.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:14, archived)
# brian johnson?
acdc go off.

*fetches highway to hell
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:18, archived)
# I'm on the Playaway to hell
Don't stop me!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:20, archived)
# tee hee
playaway to hell! like that.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
# Cant is my fave philosopher
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 17:21, archived)