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[challenge entry] Not the greatest choice of celeb
by this Welsh brewery ...


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(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# brains? welsh? hahaha thats quality. As if
What an imagination you have. ;o)
(Pauld, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Tee hee
I've just imagined what would happen to you
if you went to Newport and said that in public.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# They would sing about the Valley's to me?
(Pauld, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# The Valley's what?
Newport isn't in the Valleys.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# tee hee



Here chew on that. Dont take much for you welsh to bite ;o)
(Pauld, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:51, archived)
# I'm not Welsh
Newport isn't in the Valleys.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:52, archived)
# And im bothered?
(Pauld, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# it's fucking parky though
every christmas I get stuck at Newport station for about 50 minutes, it's the part I like least about the whole festive season.
Well, that is, now my gran has lost the ability to speak
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Parky is relative
I first went to Newport at age 7 - moved from the North East of England. I couldn't get over how hot it was in winter.

I moved to the South East of England at age 18, and for a while thought that global weather shifting was taking place, because it was no longer raining for 300 days a year.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 18:02, archived)
# it's virtually England.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# What?
The locals would ask him for the meaning of the word 'imagination'?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# but considering how he has complete mastery
over booze related gravity, he deserves some credit
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# They gave him a plastic pint.
It's safer. He gets aggressive if he drinks it.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# He can't drink it, it appears to be frozen solid or something
judging by the angle of the surface.
(I helped save b3ta! dr_fonz, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Well
As he's t-total he probably refused to hold a real pint.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Is he?
Never trust a teetotaler, I say.
And with that, I'm off down the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! MissPrism, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Yeah.
I gave up trying to get that right.
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:47, archived)
# If you cut off his hand at the cuff
and twisted with the beer, it'd probably been quite easy.
but looking down at my last effort, I'm not in any position to be judgemental
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Yes, I see what you mean.
Erm, it's called not wanting to take more than ten minutes on a silly piccie !
(I helped save b3ta! wonko the sane, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:53, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 16 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)