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[challenge entry] innocent eyes

reasonable doubt is all it takes...

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(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:01, archived)
# awful...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:03, archived)
# cant say i disagree...
should i kill it?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:14, archived)
# Uhm, isn't it already decaying?
 
(devilstick, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)
# which "it" you refering to?
i guess so!
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# Well, you can't really call it a he right?
But it isn't a she either...
(devilstick, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# good point!
are you a genderstudies major?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:23, archived)
# No, I'm just a normal guy, asked myself 2 questions:

1. Do you want to go with that thing to the pub?
No: then its not a man

2. Maybe straight to bed then?
No: its not a woman
(devilstick, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:26, archived)
# if you're a kid question 2 would be wrong way round
coz "it" would wanna take you straight there!
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:28, archived)
# and here was me
thinking it had to do with genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# Never trust genitals these days
Those can change in a matter of hours....stupid surgeons!
(devilstick, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:30, archived)
# doesn't it all, bob, doesn't it all...
...
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:32, archived)
# I think it was a reference to
"My dog hasn't got a nose"
"how does he smell?" ...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:17, archived)
# BADUM TISH!!!!!


(DMQOB, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:18, archived)
# Alaska?
etc etc ad infinitum
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# He is just
plain wierd.

My head hurts. I've got one of those Vodka Redbull hangovers, mixed with a Guinness hangover.

It's not pleasent.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:05, archived)
# I won't drink vodka redbull any more
it really fucks up my guts.
It's plain toxic
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Yep
But for some reason I drunk lots of it last night after drinking lots of guinness with a lovely bunch of climbers from Bristol and Reading unis.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:29, archived)
# How does it smell??
 
(devilstick, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:08, archived)
# see above
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# Of course he's innocent
It's as plain as the nos... never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:10, archived)
# oh that...
the ex-nose?
(I helped save b3ta! pieceoplastic.com CEO, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 11:16, archived)