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[challenge entry] g...g...g...g..g..g..g..g..g..g..Gay Pride :)
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(bid, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 20:54, archived)
# Punch the cunt!
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 20:56, archived)
# no
need to apologise, infact I second the punching idea
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 20:58, archived)
# thirded
(Slurpy The Frog, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)
# Which one?
.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 20:59, archived)
# both
of em
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:02, archived)
# Hmm,
fisting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:00, archived)
# You just had to lower the tone, didn't you?
Never trusted you lot on that side of the building.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:01, archived)
# I've moved further away from you people.
You're stifling our creativity. Bloody part-timers - only taking customers' calls 9-5!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:03, archived)
# Piffle!
I was there at 7:30 this morning.

(Which means I can park my rusty lump that serves as a car right outside the rather posh looking entrance)
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:04, archived)
# But were you taking calls
from real customers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:05, archived)
# Nah.
Spent all day with Word open writing stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# Precisely.
Leaving customers to phone broadband support about their problems with television and telephone, who then fume audibly when we tell them that Customer Services and Faults (1st level) are lazy zeppelins.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# Yeah, but the fact is that I'm not first level, and I'm not lazy
If we've got the work, I'll do it.

Otherwise I just write things telling other people how to do their jobs.

It's fun.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# Harrumph.
How come we can't book engineers ourselves anymore then? Surely that just gives you more to do?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# My criteria for dealing with things:
1. Does it make a ringing sound if it works properly?

Yes - It's a phone, fix it
No - It's something else, pass the buck
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:21, archived)
# Well done,
have an A Level in Avoiding the Question.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Fancy a pint?
I'm bored, need to get out of the house.

4rthur me if interested.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Sorry,
I'm poor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:27, archived)
# Bugger.
Oh well, I'm going to have to drink the cheap bottle of wine my manager gave me for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:28, archived)
# You got take-away alcohol?
Dammit, all we got was bowling. And a free bar.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 21:35, archived)