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[challenge entry] Thanks to pavement and late nite masturbation
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From the Inappropriate Endorsements challenge. See all 519 entries (closed)

(inablender, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:27, archived)
# NONONO bmp of doom
read these:

jelly.b3ta.com/features/faq/
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:28, archived)
# actually, that even took an age to load for me
way too huge. (picture, not the cock)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)
# i'm sorry?
where'd the cock come from

edit: oh right i've still not seen the image... turned images off as soon as i noticed an 800Kb bmp
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)
# it's obscured
for hummus' sake, behind a bonio

I think the board may have just been taken over by a German porn site, but nobody told us...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)
# From an egg
of course!
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:32, archived)
# that bitch is even bigger than my
minute long stop motion tour of my house.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Your proflie I soo American
'Blows ass' hehe
(Cockfosters!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# IM SORRY!
Its my first time....!!

(Not the first time that has been uttered)
(inablender, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# quite alright
but BMP files are enormous and those of us without broadband can't d/l them easily

also it's best to stay away from sexually provoctative images as many people view the board at work
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# you show remorse
this is excellent. Just follow the nicer advice you get and you'll have a lifetime of fun and kittens here. :)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# Take it away
(Cockfosters!, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)
# NSFW
consider that bi-atch
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)
# Who's working on a saturday night?
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)
# lots of people
do you think the world stops at weekends?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)
# Oh my God!
You mean it doesn't?
(Whoopie the slug, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# being in high school


yes
(Armer Farmer, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:36, archived)
# Security people
like one of my dad's frinds at BT, they Interweb connections on the job!
(moose tequila, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:30, archived)
# NSFW
Some of us poor fuckers are still working.. Link the bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)
# wow!
10 pm? Life sucks for you.

unless you're american, in which you're awesome and i'm not looking forward to entering the work force.
(Armer Farmer, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:33, archived)
# Not american..
It sucks indeed, stuck here to 3am. I hate night shifts.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:34, archived)
# HOLY FUCK!
life is gonna suck after school
(Armer Farmer, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# It's not so bad
I get out early as it's Saturday night. Normally its 10pm-10am.
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# you still got a
bit of the guys nob in there
(Armer Farmer, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:31, archived)
# whyf5, welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave etc.
a few points... we generally like images slightly fluffier, and if not fluffier we definitely prefer them not to be 800k bmps. Read the faq or lemony's guide to optimisation , then pull up a kitten and we'll all be happy and gay. :)
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:35, archived)
# and by "gay" we mean "homosexual"
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Urchin Ceviche, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:37, archived)
# why, naturally
we are, as it has been pointed out on numerous occasions, all gay
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:38, archived)
# As Mickey say...
SOWWEEE!
(inablender, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:39, archived)
# fear not
www.b3ta.com/board/2643845
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 17 Jan 2004, 22:40, archived)