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# If he dies, get him stuffed and use him as a prize at the next bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Fuck that.
Deep fried cat wins hands down.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:41, archived)
# You two should get married,
I think you'd make a lovely couple
(Errol, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:44, archived)
# He's a raving homosexual
It'd never work. Although I look like a man, I prefer not to take it up the bourneville.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Besides, you've got an arse the size of
Basingstoke. I'd never get close.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Especially
with your acorn-like penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# What, you mean
hard, shiny and popular with squirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:51, archived)
# Not to mention
moth larvae and beetles.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:55, archived)
# rampant
on a plinth
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:42, archived)
# I want to win that!
but seriously good luck to the little fella
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Tue 20 Jan 2004, 16:45, archived)