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[challenge entry] Late....

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(lord nose, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaha
On the news last night, they said that he didn't want anyone to tell his mum, and then gave his full name....
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# woooosh
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 12:57, archived)
# see
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/bristol/3414607.stm
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Well...
you gotta have a hobby...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Climbing rope
or bungee rope. Can't have been a climbing rope can it?
Surely it woulda jerked him too hard (fnarr)?

Bloody Students.
(Elusive Squirrel, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# Now there's planning for you
He packed a second knife in case the first one broke.
No-one can say that his didn't think the whole thing through..
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:04, archived)
# Trial and error
Mind you, a dry run wouldn't have hurt...
unless dry run means over concrete as opposed to water...
(lord nose, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Christ
there's some stupid cunts about
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# hmmm...
one David Blaine is more than enough
(HanaBizzle, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Huh?
Can someone fill me in?
Oh I see.
But why would you set yourself on fire, and then jump off of a bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:01, archived)
# Local fun loving prankster
decides to bungee jump off a bridge while setting himself on fire, planning to cut the rope and fall to watery salvation. Accidentaly takes a bread knife and can't cut the rope for shit, 1st degree burns to the lungs. Silly sod.


Edit: Alright! Not a local, a student from Sheffield no less
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# he's no local
he's a bloody student.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# What a Watermelon!
I know for a fact that the river underneath the Clifton suspension bridge, is full of shit, why would anyone want to land in that?
I'd have let the flames finish me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# At least
he was sensible enough to do it when the tide's in... had the tide been out, he'd have gotten stuck in the mud and needed even more rescuing.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# a local to Bristol?
From Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# verrry
extended family
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)