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# Local fun loving prankster
decides to bungee jump off a bridge while setting himself on fire, planning to cut the rope and fall to watery salvation. Accidentaly takes a bread knife and can't cut the rope for shit, 1st degree burns to the lungs. Silly sod.


Edit: Alright! Not a local, a student from Sheffield no less
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:05, archived)
# he's no local
he's a bloody student.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:08, archived)
# What a Watermelon!
I know for a fact that the river underneath the Clifton suspension bridge, is full of shit, why would anyone want to land in that?
I'd have let the flames finish me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Jarvichi Yarr!, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:10, archived)
# At least
he was sensible enough to do it when the tide's in... had the tide been out, he'd have gotten stuck in the mud and needed even more rescuing.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# a local to Bristol?
From Sheffield?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:13, archived)
# verrry
extended family
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Wed 21 Jan 2004, 13:20, archived)