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( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
...always used a condom
From the The Inanimate Sex Challenge challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)
( , Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
Hehe
Probaly not the best place to ask this question.... but....
What do you do if you ask a girl to come round to your house, sirously not expecting anything... then askin' her mate who is also a girl 'round.... then them both thinking it's a date and not telling the other?
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:37,
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Probaly not the best place to ask this question.... but....
What do you do if you ask a girl to come round to your house, sirously not expecting anything... then askin' her mate who is also a girl 'round.... then them both thinking it's a date and not telling the other?
umm
are you saying that's actually happened to you?
And they've both said yes?
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:38,
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And they've both said yes?
Yes, and yes.
I was a sad fat bastard not more than a week ago, now I have 3 girls who wanna go out with me.... Damn my boyish good looks !!!
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39,
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I was a sad fat bastard not more than a week ago, now I have 3 girls who wanna go out with me.... Damn my boyish good looks !!!
the board is too funny
in all seriousness, you need to talk to one or both of them. Either rearrange with one of them and have a date with the other. Or make sure they both know that the other will be there asap. I say the former is your best option, then you keep it open and them both happy.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:42,
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Yeah
and when you've been out with three of them in separate dates, you could make a list of their good points and bad points and then decide upon which one you'd like to date.
And get a Channel 4 camera crew in on it.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:49,
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And get a Channel 4 camera crew in on it.
To be honest, I wouldn't recommend it.
A mate of mine did it (should've made a sit-com about it) and ended up being dumped anyway when she found out.
I don't think there's anything wrong with chasing a few leads, as it were, but it needs to be done carefully and sympathetically so as not to hurt anybody's feelings.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 18:09,
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I don't think there's anything wrong with chasing a few leads, as it were, but it needs to be done carefully and sympathetically so as not to hurt anybody's feelings.
invite
a studio audience round...invest in some 70`s clothing and pretend its a episode of er that 70`s sitcom that had 2 birds and bloke in it...
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39,
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dunno
but i know it had some blond haired women in it who was ugly and a auburn woman in it with weird teeth...and a bloke who was in a lot of 70`s shows including the one with the one armed chef.
( ,
Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41,
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Robin's fucking Nest
Or Fucking Man about the Fucking House
anyway, enough of this, I'm off.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:44,
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anyway, enough of this, I'm off.
It wasn't intentional...
I sware, it's just that i'm taking sunday off work and wanted something to do.
( ,
Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:41,
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in your case
you would probably wake up in a small sticky puddle
( ,
Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39,
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haha
It does feel like a dream.
Hold on, the cable-lady has just knocked on the door.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:48,
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Hold on, the cable-lady has just knocked on the door.
Maybe you should write
to 'More' or 'Just Seventeen' for advice.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:39,
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Tough
Try to keep them seperated the entire night while entertaining them both with clever muses and quipps with intermitant breaks to make a phone call etc.. Laughter and hijinx are sure to ensue.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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Pretend your dead
and don't answer the door. Then arrange two seperated meetings at different times.
( ,
Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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So you dont
actually care for either of them, you are just hoping to get your leg over.
I feel sorry for the girls.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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I feel sorry for the girls.
FFS, No.
I do like them both, wasn't expecting anything.
My plan was to just to be friends with all of them, and if anything happens, it does.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:42,
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My plan was to just to be friends with all of them, and if anything happens, it does.
So you dont want to sleep with either of them?
In that case, I appologise.
Simply tell them the hilarious mistake and carry on as normal.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:44,
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Simply tell them the hilarious mistake and carry on as normal.
lol, there really nice girls
I can't honastly say I don't wanna sleep with them, but I don't wanna just get my leg over.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:47,
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Can't you just
shag them both?
Or, on a serious note, either affirm to them at the time (if it hasn't already happened) that there's nothing in it, or say "oh, by the way, that day you came around, I hope you didn't think it was a date! Ha ha! Chortle chortle," and laugh it off.
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Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:40,
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Or, on a serious note, either affirm to them at the time (if it hasn't already happened) that there's nothing in it, or say "oh, by the way, that day you came around, I hope you didn't think it was a date! Ha ha! Chortle chortle," and laugh it off.
Think about the reality of that.
It probaly wouldn't be like in the films.
( ,
Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:54,
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not as bad as the url suggests
quite sad really
poetry.rotten.com/spiral/
( ,
Fri 23 Jan 2004, 17:38,
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quite sad really
poetry.rotten.com/spiral/