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[challenge entry] when all's quiet in the kitchen...

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(Dr Frank, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:41, archived)
# 9 months later
they have baby spoons.



I will go stand in the corner now.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:42, archived)
# That actually DID happen to me once...
or similar.

Three extra forks just appeared in the drawer one day. No, really!
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 22:17, archived)
# nooo
*runs to kitchen*

(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:43, archived)
# Perv
Is that where teaspoons and dessert forks come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:45, archived)
# sporks
too
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:46, archived)
# And
Knorks
(natural selection, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:49, archived)
# .
having a good 'fork' in the kitchen...

gets coat
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 21:44, archived)
# it would have been beter if a
spork was produced
(BigBobbyh, Thu 29 Jan 2004, 22:14, archived)