From the Daily Mail World challenge. See all 212 entries (closed)

( rogan, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:46, archived)

i liked your useless tip
mr josh
( Lora, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:50, archived)

it's not useless
if you have a broken fridge
( rogan, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:51, archived)

well i suppose not
but you did admit it might not work!
( Lora, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:52, archived)

Having seen your flat,
I now understand why you came up with that tip.
How many fridges do you actually own?
( tomsk, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:53, archived)

you can't
own fridges, man...
( rogan, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:54, archived)

Oh, I see,
like Seabiscuit, only with fridges.
( tomsk, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:58, archived)

yes,
I race them...
( rogan, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:00, archived)

hahahaha
does rogan collect fridges?
( Lora, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:55, archived)

i'd like to add
i think collecting fridges sounds a very noble hobby.
( Lora, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:57, archived)

it passes
the time...
( rogan, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:04, archived)

which one's
your favorite?
(Fellmeister, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 22:09, archived)

Hehe
That's what all the girls say.
(Fellmeister, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:52, archived)

yeah, i was angered recently by the post office's stupid opening times too
stupid post office
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sun 1 Feb 2004, 21:59, archived)

also
my local one don't accept visa against customs charges and some spunk puppet nearly reversed into me bike in the car park.
(spootyguy, Sun 1 Feb 2004, 23:54, archived)

Arf
How very true. Woo Yay.
( underneath the weeping willow, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 10:34, archived)

You've failed....
The Daily Mail never tells the truth!
(ProudClod, Mon 2 Feb 2004, 18:44, archived)

Bastards
Dear Daily Mail,

Thank you for publishing your great article on bastard postmen. Over the past few days I have been waiting in my flat for the door bell to ring only to find a card informing me that I was unable to answer the door. Tomorrow I shall be putting up a sign on the door to ring the bell, when the parcel arrives I shall take it off his hands and slam the door in his/her face and later complain of postal theft. Barstards.
Your sincerely,
A daily mail reader.

Keep up the good work old boy!
(BigSi, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 21:21, archived)