Crap but it still insults the daily mail

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(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:32, archived)

I think we have a winner.

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:34, archived)

Go fuck youself in the arss

( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:39, archived)

That
would be a neat trick
( wayward., Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)

It can be done.
Just best not get excited.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)

Ahem.

( Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:42, archived)

Starting
a flamewar with Baz?
Is that wise?
( tomsk, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:44, archived)

I refuse to participate in a flamewar
with someone who can't spell "arse". I do have standards, you know.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)

Awww.
*puts away popcorn, folds deckchair*
( tomsk, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)

Well, there's a bit going on on 4rthur,
but it's desperately dull. Haven't got anyone anywhere near threatening suicide yet.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:59, archived)

Probaly not
but his attitude is the downfall of b3ta.

In real life he is probaly a meek nice-guy, and only acts like the way he does on this board because he himself used to get bullied.

Probaly thinks he is really 'cool' and talks to his co-workers about all his 'friends', leaving out the whole 'on the internet' bit.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:56, archived)

Um,
it's just a bit of entertainment during those quiet moments at work.
( Baz Fuck off, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:58, archived)

That's fair enough
but wouldn't it be nicer to be 'nice'?

At the end of the day, it's just an internet-board, so no one sirously gets upset by it. But maybe if you were nice, people would be nice back, and suddenly you'ld be open to a whole world of social events and even buisness contacts.

I mean, you are probaly welcome to any kindda bash stuff anyway (and probaly have even been to more than I), but instead of lurkers/newbs/me avoiding you, you might get a drink in and a whole real-life social thing.
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:05, archived)

swearing IS funny
and that's that.
( Dr Drink, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:13, archived)

Do you work as the editor for some newspaper?
Because it looks expertly done.
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)

no im a 13 year old schoolkid
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 20:38, archived)

made with scissors and glue?
WYH
(eyebrows, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:35, archived)

wyh?
wot does that mean?
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:36, archived)

Not sure myself
Woo yay houpla, I think. ooh Kylie's on the radio......hmmmmmmmmm
(eyebrows, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)

Woo
Yay
Houpla
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (22lbs so far), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)

Wow, You're Hairy.
It's an affectionate term used around here.
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:38, archived)

Why you.. homo?
hehe, only kidding, Woo Yay Hoopla
( Dance, Gonz, where ever you may be, for you are the lord of the dance settee. Disclaimer: I'm joking, soz for potential offence., Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:40, archived)

wyh
thanks
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:43, archived)

i made it on ms paint
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:37, archived)

union flag (unless it's flown on a boat, then you can call it the union jack).

/pedant
( cowjam est dulce et decorum, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:40, archived)

Since when was that true?

( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)

since the great flag was invented
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:45, archived)

I need hard proof.
:)
( roaneah the infamous exploding fruitcake, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

Its very true indeed.
It should only be called the Union Jack when it on the Jack of a ship, which is another name for a mast.
( harribo, Tue 3 Feb 2004, 16:16, archived)

I knew that but not many other people do. Thats why i said union jack
(i am definitely not a towel (or simon pegg), Tue 3 Feb 2004, 15:41, archived)