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who he

raped last night

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:47, archived)

while

being asleep

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:48, archived)

and having a

wet dream.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

but ran

away to become a lunatic in the morning

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:50, archived)

so he went to India.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:51, archived)

which

is where the Spanish live

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:52, archived)

with

their flan and hats

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:53, archived)

that

break 17 international laws

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:55, archived)

so interpol comes

and destroys their vcr's

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:57, archived)

but

leaves the badger alone

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 15:59, archived)

but not the

piglet

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:00, archived)

which

actually died a couple of years ago

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anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:01, archived)

and now smells like

elizabeth taylor.

(Armer Farmer, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:03, archived)

which

is why the removal men took it away

(

anythingbutthisactually, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:06, archived)

to their

spaceship

(

cntrlv, Sat 14 Feb 2004, 16:18, archived)