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[challenge entry] We needs it now...
This time its personal...



Please, just make the phone calls stop...

Dirty Dio Bach's Kittens

From the Software that we really need challenge. See all 422 entries (closed)

(Dio Bach, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:27, archived)
# hurrah
good call
(HawkerTyphoon, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:30, archived)
# brilliant
i need this...
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:30, archived)
# Click No
CLICK NO DAMMIT!!!

Thats fansatic!! WOO!
(zut, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:30, archived)
# If I had a Quid
for every time some retarded family member called me about THEIR pc.. I'd be a super-duper millionaire.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:31, archived)
# hooray!
gotta get me some of them
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:31, archived)
# bloody relatives
went to see my parents new house at the weekend and ended tuning in three tellies and two vcrs
bloody relatives
so have a woo for being spot on
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:32, archived)
# mien arrived yesterday
i highly recomend it
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:32, archived)
# I really really really *ruh-heally*
want a copy of that.
Does it have the "oh for fox ache dad I'm in a different pogging timezone!" plug-in?
w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:32, archived)
# Oh
god. I've got a mate in Scotland who's about to buy a CD writer for her ancient, hideously under-powered iMac, and I *know* that I'm going to have to talk her through the whole f*cking installation process OVER THE PHONE, when she doesn't have even the faintest bastard grasp of what she's doing. Last time anything like this happened she ended up calling me a sarky cnut because my answer to "What's a memory slot?' was "it's a slot you can put memory into".

/edit - WOOOOOOOOOOOO to the pic
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:36, archived)
# How many years?
Have you had that PC now? And you still need to ask me how to send an email??? Tapped a nerve there...
(Dio Bach, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:36, archived)
# I think most of us wish we had that
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:40, archived)
# Fantastic!
I need that now!
Have a woo:
(mozzcakes, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:44, archived)
# That woo picture is strangely disturbing
I can't put my finger on why. (Nor would I want to).
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:47, archived)
# But would you?
Drunk or sober?
(Dio Bach, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:48, archived)
# I have this horrible suspicion
that when it lifts it's dress, it has a bigger penis than I do.
So never would be the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:54, archived)
# It's the eyes...

maybe not
(mozzcakes, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:50, archived)
# "so how do you search for things again?"
ITS CALLED GOOGLE, ITS ONLY THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU START OPEN MOZILLA FOR CHRISTS SAKE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I
know somebody whose dad has worked in IT since the seventies, and still hasn't twigged that you can just type URLs into the address bar of web browsers - he actually goes to Google, TYPES IN THE URL HE'S LOOKING FOR, and then clicks on it from the results list.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:53, archived)
# YOU
are a fugging genius.
(laughs for considerable length of time)
(Toby1 needs a job RIGHT NOW, Mon 23 Feb 2004, 16:50, archived)