Adam and Eve,except Eve was made of Adam, so he was fucking a gender adapted clone of himself.
Narcissistic cunt.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36,
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Narcissistic cunt.
Not really,she would have been the feminine version of Adam's genetic information. Inbred children, with 6 arms and thirteen toes on each foot. That's why they had to kill one of them.
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39,
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ooohYou forgot the:
*100 of Fact*
You know, there's not enough of it around nowadays.
(*100 of Fact*
You know, there's not enough of it around nowadays.
Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42,
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she was made of his ribwhich is why women have boobs*
*may not be a true or even feasable explanation
(*may not be a true or even feasable explanation
summat to do with kittens,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37,
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not only thatwe're all the offspring of Adam and his transexual self.
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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40,
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I would.I'd bugger myself to death.
Hrrm, maybe I needen't bother changing the gender...
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41,
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Hrrm, maybe I needen't bother changing the gender...
rimmer tried that oncehe got male ones, they still managed to reproduce tho, odd
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The Incredible... accident free since,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56,
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that's just asking for mutant babies.twelve-toed pink-eyed albino babies.
(no offence intended to any twelve-toed pink-eyed albino currently on the board)
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Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38,
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(no offence intended to any twelve-toed pink-eyed albino currently on the board)
neither of them actually fucking existed anywayit's all a big fairytale made up to keep you from killing your own and keep you wanting to go out and kill that bloke over there wot doesn't think the same as wot we do. and take his oil. and fuck his women. and his badgers. or something.
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baby wet ones,
Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43,
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