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# Dead Penguins!!!
i assume this has already been found, but for those who havent yet...
c.adorablebunnies.com/UPLOAD/pinguxtreme.swf
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:31, archived)
# is your username really as gay bashing as it sounds?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Ummm...
Na its just a sign of my personal and general disapproval. No offence intended.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

is a Fucking Badger Wanker

(just my opinon, no offence intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# i should post my kitten jar agian here
not much fluffyness tonight...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# Thankyou for your input
Have a nice day
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# No, really,
Stay around. It's really a fluffy place most of the time.

(I've just noticed, it's hard to sound sincere after you've just called someone a fucking badger wanker)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Its ok
I dont hold a grudge. Im just narrow minded
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Christ On A Stick,
Not Chris On Jim's Dick.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:45, archived)
# Jesus Is Good
Not Some Dude With Wood.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:46, archived)
# The Lord Is A Gas
Not 5 Cocks Up My Ass.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Jesus Saves
Not Poofter Raves.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:47, archived)
# Christ Told Me To Kill You
But At Least Your Not A Jew
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:48, archived)
# So i'm bad...
But this is ok? Is that how this works then is it? hmmm....
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# what?
I'm having a blast!
*innocent*

edit: it's not about what your opinions are. it's about how and where you flaunt them.
you can't seriously want to have a name like that but anyone who disagrees has to shut up? then why have the name in the first place?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:50, archived)
# well its makin me laugh
*goes off to make placards to hold outside gay clubs* save yourselves, sinners!
(DeeDee, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Jesus Christ Is The Way
But If Your Gay Go Away
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Well iappreciate your banta
even if the majority don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# oh, well I was being sarcastic.
sorry if you didn't pick up on that.

if you did, and you still liked it, you are the coolest bigot ever.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Why thankyou.
i value your opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:54, archived)
# It's best not to have a provocative name here.
Call yourself summat to do with kittens. Much safer.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# I am partial to mine
as far as I know, I'm the only Scoopzilla.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# Yours is fine.
Doesn't offend anyone :)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# what like this?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# i might leave it for a bit
i quite like it, thanks :)
plus no one knows who i was.
hoo hoo ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:49, archived)
# From your profile
You appear to be a bloke on a tractor. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! useful_idiot, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:51, archived)
# yay
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# hoo hoo haa haa
tis my secret
hoo hooo haa haa
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:53, archived)
# i was
thecheekyscamp :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:55, archived)
# how did you suss me out?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:59, archived)
# damn
foiled again
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 18:02, archived)
# do you think we care about what you think?
we're all gay on b3ta! hide from the bum-gaity!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# doesn't he know,
were all gay?
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# My all gay ?
I guess so
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# yes
your all gay.
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Adam and Eve,
except Eve was made of Adam, so he was fucking a gender adapted clone of himself.

Narcissistic cunt.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Eve was a Transexual?



?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# Not really,
she would have been the feminine version of Adam's genetic information. Inbred children, with 6 arms and thirteen toes on each foot. That's why they had to kill one of them.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:39, archived)
# oooh
You forgot the:

*100 of Fact*

You know, there's not enough of it around nowadays.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:42, archived)
# u forgot the %
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:52, archived)
# she was made of his rib
which is why women have boobs*




*may not be a true or even feasable explanation
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)
# lady clones of self
hmm. the future is going to very weird
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# not only that
we're all the offspring of Adam and his transexual self.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:40, archived)
# I would.
I'd bugger myself to death.

Hrrm, maybe I needen't bother changing the gender...
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:41, archived)
# rimmer tried that once
he got male ones, they still managed to reproduce tho, odd
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:56, archived)
# that's just asking for mutant babies.
twelve-toed pink-eyed albino babies.

(no offence intended to any twelve-toed pink-eyed albino currently on the board)
(yakmonkey, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:38, archived)
# neither of them actually fucking existed anyway
it's all a big fairytale made up to keep you from killing your own and keep you wanting to go out and kill that bloke over there wot doesn't think the same as wot we do. and take his oil. and fuck his women. and his badgers. or something.
(I helped save b3ta! baby wet ones, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Haha
That's bloody well done that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# haha
its hard to hit but its amazin
('Andeh', Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:35, archived)
# penis of silicate ahoy!!!!!
yes, yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:36, archived)
# your assuming is correct!
b3ta practically invented the pingu game, just like b3ta invented being funny on the internet. Before B3ta the internet was a laff free zone.
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 17:37, archived)