My little blue screen of death
i made this in photoshop on my MAC!


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mod edit, this pic was too big!

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(Interwizard2001, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:45, archived)

Could you make it a bit bigger


"Fucktart."? I'll never look at Poptarts the same way now.

hoot
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)

hmm
I read that as 'fucktard'

Although methinks the two are one and the same expletive.
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)

You may like to make it about 400px
across as it is a little large.

Woo though.
( magnum, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:46, archived)

sorry it's too small
I can't see it and I despise macs as a tool of choice.
( Lu, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

it is a wee bit big yes
i have nothing against macs though
( lemony, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:48, archived)

I used to have to use them
at work last year, anything that was do-able on a PC, I'd just bring home and get it done in about 1/4 of the time. Macs make me scared.
( Lu, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

funny, they do the opposite to me, they see rather welcoming
and i'd have thought they'd fit in well with your newfound role as the boards cyber security expert
( lemony, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

Just can't be doing with em
I like Windows shockingly enough, and prefer it to get on with stuff, Macs confuse and upset me and they have silly mice ;)
( Lu, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

though they can run pretty much any
3/4/5/6/7/8 button mouse

(i can't believe i have 8 buttons... silly)


(i'm off now anyway)
( lemony, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:59, archived)

8? WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?
i just have 2 on mine, I used to stick a pc mousie on the mac I used, made life somewhat easier.
Macs are great, for people who enjoy them, but they are not for me.
( Lu, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)

Macs Suck!
Can't run Flash at all..Ha ha ha ha. Crap multitasking. Even Adobe premier won't be supporting them.
(eyebrows, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:53, archived)

If they can't run flash that's a good thing in my book.
And gotta be said, Macs don't get viruses and crap on em, I just personally don't like to work using them.
( Lu, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:54, archived)

the dont get viruses
becuase no virus programmer gives a shit about macs enough to make one
(m1k3k, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:05, archived)

If more people used macs
there would be viruses made for them.
( Lu, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:08, archived)

Macs are like Naomi Campbell..
Nice to look at and all that but a bitch to work with.
(eyebrows, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)

very true
however thats unlikely to happen in the near future giving microsofts global domination and macs lacking popularity
(m1k3k, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:11, archived)

Geeky mac/PC flamewar!
Stop it! Stop it now!
(edhead, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:30, archived)

was the first error in the spell checker?
p.s. ARRRRGH! THE SIZE! THE SIZE!

p.p.s. MORNING ALL!
( the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:47, archived)

MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
*ahem*

Smaller please dear. Thank you.

*puts kettle on and waits*
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:49, archived)

2 sugars please
I have Jaffa Cakes you know.

hoot
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

You can have one sugar
We don't want you getting portly now do we?

*patronising pat on head* :)

mmm...jaffa cakes....
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:52, archived)

Indeed
I am a bit fat.
( Hankster infra red in your head, infra red in your head, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:55, archived)

Cheap jaffa cakes
can do that you know. It's something to do with SCIENCE apparently. I am a victim of the adverse effects of those extra large packets of hob-nobs....

*fills in compensation claim*
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:57, archived)

Oooh.
I'll swap one chocolate hobnob for two jaffa cakes.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:56, archived)

This seems to
be a fair exchange rate.
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:58, archived)

It's not for nothing that I work in a bank you see.
Sod international markets, we need fair biscuit exchange rates!
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

Buggery is it !!!!!!!!!!11!!1!!
2jaffa does not equal 1choccy hob-nob

anywhere in the world.!
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:01, archived)

Overall the chocolate hob-nob
is a longer lasting biscuit and will cope far better with the stresses of being dunked in hot tea.
( mog, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:03, archived)

Jaffa cakes, while extremely nice
are no match for the mighty hobnob.
( Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:04, archived)

no chance

( cheb, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:00, archived)

big blue mildly amusant. - woo


*whilst



/dons pedant hat and leaves to do some work
(Elusive Squirrel, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 9:50, archived)

Because Macs never crash*
*my arse they don't
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:02, archived)

Haiku BSOD Pearoast

( The Mighty Gusset Has updated his profile, but only a little bit !, Tue 23 Mar 2004, 10:29, archived)