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# Who would buy a t-shirt
with the following written on the back:

'If you can read this,
then my rucksack full of explosives
is already planted in a crowded public area'
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
I would.

Well, maybe not. But I'd find it hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:44, archived)
# i
would

edit: will.
cheers.
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:44, archived)
# i better start getting them printed.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:48, archived)
# A bomber?
Hello sillyhead. Where the heck have you been, I've missed you.

Edit: here, have this:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:45, archived)
# i've been travelling.
mostly my bed though.
edit: woo to them there frightening see-through folk. think i've seen them before. in a pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:47, archived)
# Just think
how convenient a travelling bed would be.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:49, archived)
# i've seen bedknobs and broomsticks.
i don't want to end up at the bottom of the beautiful briny sea.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:51, archived)
# I understand.
I've been unable to travel by car since I saw Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:54, archived)
# someone has made one
but i think it was his couchcar that got into the guiness book of records
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:51, archived)
# what was it in there for?
"world's best ever invention ever"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:52, archived)
# fast moving furniture i think
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:53, archived)
# best of all the furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)
# i have a large armchair
that does 30k down hills, it's got lawnmower wheels. would i qualify?
(Arsenic, Fri 13 Jul, 2:73 and, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)
# ah, terribly amusing.
but over here it would probably get me jailed.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:45, archived)
# hehehehe.
do it.
DO IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:49, archived)
# ah, if i didn't have to fly so much, perhaps.
but i'm in and out of airports far too often and, well, you can see how that scene would play out...
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:50, archived)
# whenever you're at an airport,
cover up the writing with a rucksack.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:51, archived)
# pfft!
but what about the metal detectors, eh?
can't wear your backpack through those.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:57, archived)
# My friend's girlfriend
thought it would be terribly funny to bring him back an Osama Bin Laden tshirt from Africa. He daren't wear it, for obvious reasons. It's a wicked awesome tshirt though, OBL's face over the 2 towers. No disrespect to the dead of 9/11 of course.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:52, archived)
# why not wear it?
i don't understand.
oh, well, apart from in america, yeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:54, archived)
# Well
you don't know who you're going to bump into. Plus, it might look like he's pro-osama.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:55, archived)
# what's wrong with being pro-osama?
it's a democracy isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:56, archived)
# democracy means:
-there is no law that someone cannot be pro-osama.

-there is no law that someone cannot beat the shit out of someone who is pro-osama.
(Corn Dog, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:28, archived)
# i don't think the pro-osama bit would be as worrying
as the towers.
i'd be more worried about running into someone who knew someone who died in the towers.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:57, archived)
# Yeah
that too.

It's a good job that the crap airport security didnt find the tee in her bag. She'd have had some explaining to do...
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:58, archived)
# inexplicably
i've been stopped for an ancient and terribly blunt pair of scissors i forgot i had in my bag once.
but i've never been stopped for the 8 million computer wires i routinely take through, although they look a whole heck of a lot more like part of a bomb.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:00, archived)
# the classic is to be stopped for a nail file
and then being able to buy them on the plane
('tin'tintin, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:05, archived)
# really?
can't buy 'em on any of the airlines i've been on....

they even do things like none of the restaurants in the airport can have knives anymore, not even plastic ones, so if you get a bagel with creamcheese you have to spread it with a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:07, archived)
# not to worry
just take the gun from the pilot
('tin'tintin, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)
# Someone or other whose blog I read
made a hobby of taking away the (flimsy, blunt) knives he got with his airline meals and then getting them confiscated by the next check-in guard.
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:11, archived)
# aaahhh, a pasttime
worthy of all.
that sounds like fun, but sadly none of the airlines i fly have knives of any sort anymore :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:13, archived)
# i know someone who knew someone
who saw the towers falling down.
i'd still wear it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 4:59, archived)
# Well they;re all the rage in Africa
"Only in Kenya. Come to Kenya we've got terrorist tshirts"
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:00, archived)
# my aunt worked there.
one of her coworkers had an errand to run that morning, and my aunt didn't want to do work so she went with her. that was a big eeep for my entire family.
plus a friend of the family who works at the pentagon and was in the hospital for a week after getting hit in the head with falling plaster there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:02, archived)
# serves them right.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:04, archived)
# Bit harsh...
But yeah, working in the Pentagon kinda did serve them right.

/stupid overly-liberal.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:07, archived)
# let's bomb things.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)
# ?
the pentagon's not all bush-enforcement and such... there are a lot of other branches in there.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:10, archived)
# i still want to bomb things though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:12, archived)
# knock yourself out, kiddo.
/checks to make sure ssg is still safely across the ocean
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 28 Mar 2004, 5:14, archived)