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[challenge entry] The Soggy Biscuit Challenge


I'll let someone else explain the rules :)

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(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Ewwwww
oddly fantastic
(tezdude, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# what are the rules?
i havent encountered this game
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# It goes...
...bunch of public school chinless fucknuts standing around a bisuit wanking furiously onto it.

Last one to spill their manseed has to eat said biscuit.

The working classes never stooped that low.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# Poor kids
where was scrabble when they needed it
(tezdude, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# They still...
...would have wanked onto the board.

[edit]
I live in one of the foremost rugger-bugger ghettos in London and can vouch for the fact that they are the biggest group of fucking twatblankets in society.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# lol
what about slippery twister
(tezdude, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# HAHAHA
A disturbing visual.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I was at
University College Durham 1995-1999 and I can vouch for that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)
# i assume 'scrabble' was heavily involved

like.. a failed scrabble for the nearest door by the last spunker..
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombatteries not included - Awesome Awesome Awesome, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# biscuit + fwap = winner
biscuit - fwap = early lunch.
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public school dorm/rugby 'boys' thing

(Elusive Squirrel, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# You're best not knowing
I will hint at them -

Take a selection of public school boys & one digestive. The next stage involves some *fwapage* and the loser is the one who puts his man topping on the digestive last. Loser eats soggy biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Let's face it
if everyone else had finished, you'd know you were a loser. Would you really continue and add your own 'donation'? It's just that much more to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# But,
if your left arm is placed behind your back to force you to contribute...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Careful...
...you're starting to intellectualise this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:16, archived)
# That's right.
I'm intellectualising. It's not the voice of bitter experience at all. No sir.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# I wouldn't know, but
I'll ask one my mate's who is in the RAF. He drank two pints of his own piss in front of the barmaid at the pub the other night. They threw him out because he was supplying his own drinks. Life is not without its little ironies....
(I helped save b3ta! Benny on the Loose; a permanent solution to a temporary problem, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# Mmm, icing...
...*crunch*...

Salty, so very salty.
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# thats just
disgusting
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Yeah...
...but so's the biscuit game. What are you supposed to do, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# is that really a challenge for spackers?
they will eat anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# ah yes
I remember the rules from the compo where people did loads of these
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# I love how it says
"ROUND BISCUITS" on it. Like you wouldn't know otherwise.

<edit>Or maybe it means, "Let's all gather round biscuits and 'moisturize' them."</edit>
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Probably time
you stopped visualising it. But I like your chain of thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 2 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)