Depatmant of spleling and gramer gud


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( Mally Chickmas, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:49, archived)

that's around my neighbourhood
diesguised as a supermarket for "continantial food and diary" (no joke)
( sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:51, archived)

The alley...
...between the store and cinema looks like it's home to wanking tramps. They like alleys like that.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:52, archived)

how would you know?
on second thought, don't answer that.
( sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:53, archived)

I don't really...
...do you mind popping round the corner and having a look?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

alley names rock

( sinisterduck, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

I assume . .
you have been researching this ?
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Wanking tramps are a global...
...phenomena, aren't they? Or are they just confined to Junction Road in Archway?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:57, archived)

The Archway tramps are a cut above the rest . .
Tramps in Enfield just tend to leer and smell I find . .
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

Ah.
You see, my research stops at collecting anecdotes. I'd never actually sniff one.

You've spent too much time with your goat. It's turning you mad.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

Enfield Town has a resident tramp . .
you only have to stand downwind to know his scent :)
( Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:06, archived)

My local corner shop
has (etched into the glass, no less)

fruit & vegatables
stationary

I kid you not.
( friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 18:13, archived)

There used to be a
"Discunt Store" in New York, on 4th and Broadway

*true*
( Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:54, archived)

used to be a shop near me called
Second
Hand
In
The
Extreme
( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:55, archived)

Was it an
outdoor watch shop?
( Frank Boff - wandering like a lost soul, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

no just a really SHITE second hand shop

( mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:58, archived)

in the morning?
eeeep

/runs to hairdressers
( summat to do with kittens, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:59, archived)

argggh
i cannot escape the grammar!
i've been doing an essay on it all week
( GTA, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:56, archived)

when passing through the spazz
the tottenham university has a sign.

'improve your worlds and grammar'


and not in an ironic way.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)