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From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 234 entries (closed)

(ChickenKiev, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:25, archived)

blimeh
lurkage!
( Koogas, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:27, archived)

wow!
/in awe
( summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:27, archived)

I've seen better.
Honest.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:29, archived)

that's what all the girls say....
*cries*
( summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:30, archived)

I meant better lurkage!!
*pats summat on the head*
Edit you look much less scary at work than on the tractor.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)

when i'm on my tractor,
i'm one mean motherfucker*



*or something
( summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)

aha
mr bounce is also quite fantastic! in another kind of way..

love it when it kicks in properly with the original music.

do you have a knee male address?
( jeffcapeshop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)

yup. in me profile
the(underscore)cheeky(underscore)scamp(at)hotmail(.)com
( summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)

oh yeah
so it is.
( jeffcapeshop, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)

is also my messenger passport

( summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)

yeah right
It was just that you looked very....
um country? on the tractor.
Much more presentable at work.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)

thankyou
i'm not sure my boss would agree though
( summat to do with kittens, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)

Anytime

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:48, archived)

And its shit!
start as you mean to go on eh?


no not really, i liked it :)

very well done :D
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)

woo!
welcome
( 100% kitten poo in your shoe, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:29, archived)

That's good, have my best

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:29, archived)

Splendid lurking.
Delightful tattyslopping.
( Tart Monkey, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)

Blimeh.....
... Hello *waves*
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)

Thought you had gone away.
There was something I was going to ask you but I have forgotton now.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:34, archived)

how he got the title of lord?

( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)

No
but you have lord in your title as well.
how nice
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)

Through diligence.....
... and dutiful study.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)

i just beat up a homeless guy for mine
to be honest, he didnt put up much of a fight
( ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)

I'm having.....
... another cigarette before I go to bed (yet another). Maybe another cup of tea too....
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)

So you will be here for hours yet then?
Um...still trying to remember...
cant.
So will ask random question instead...
Are you from edinburgh or is that just where you were?(reffering to pics in profile)
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:37, archived)

I am indeed.....
... in Edinburgh.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)

Very good
I only noticed another scottish b3ta person the other day and I was curious.
I used to live near edinburgh untill I move to aberdeen to go to uni.
( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)

There are many Edinb3tans.....
.. and a fair few from all over Scotland.
( Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)

I just had not noticed

( Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)

get out, while you still can!
...oh, sorry, too late.
( Sir Sand Goblin dreary cunt, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:37, archived)

me? lurking!
ive still got issue 23 of the b3ta newsletter lurking in my inbox
(ChickenKiev, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)

Woo!
funny, well shopped, satirical without offending any particular group, and a challenge entry no less.

are you sure you're in the right place?
Woo yay houpla! and welcome to hte world of posting. Nice lurking, too.

/relurk /work
( Or is it?, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)

yaaaaay!
welcome to b3ta :)
( eclectech, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)

Great work on the text
Very nicely blended and a good joke too. 'Beats the hell out of my first post...

Welcome, you'll never leave, shop kittens blah de blah.
( Matazone Nine and a half years? Poot., Tue 20 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)