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# They came, they saw, they franchised


If only they would
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:47, archived)
# The coffee shop round the corner sold out to a Starbucks.
Soon we will have the fucklump hal-caf-triple-macho-shot-of-oregano-obbly-gobbly-random-shitflakes people around Hitchin, blathering away on their mobiles.

I hate coffee.

/old man
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# you should take that comment,
and animate it with pics, would be a woo i thinks. Great punchline!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)
# I cannot animate well
So I just changed my name
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# fucklump!!
I'll be using that one I thinks =)
(I helped save b3ta! Dobsky, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# Indeed
I shall too.

And Cuntfuddler. And Funtwhistle, but I'm not sure what that means yet
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# "the american troops drove around enforcing curfew...
...and after awhile the trucks just started blaring loud rock music."
remember that?
so lame.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:49, archived)
# i wonder
if the soldier in that photo is still alive?
hope so obviously...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)
# I hope he choked on his own arrogance and "patriotism"
Or a MacDonalds burger.

You know, once I found teeth marks in my Maccy D burger, but I was too tired to care and ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)
# I found a hair in a quarter pounder once,,
I wouldn't have minded, but it was still attached to the whitehead,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:53, archived)
# I found some meat in a big mack once...
only the once though.
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# was it a flasher?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# I found flavour in McDonalds once,
but that was the styrofoam packing. Its suprisingly more filling too,

My god, WE'VE BEEN EATING THE WRONG BIT!
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# OK move along people...
Nothing to see here at this time of night.

Thats it go home. Shows over.
(GreasyChipButty, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# I once found something that looked and tasted very much like spunk in a McChicken sandwich
they assured me it was only mayonnaise, so i asked for a full refund.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)
# you taste spunk?
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# Ever kissed your missus after she's given you a blow?
don't. trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# fair enuff :)
point, NARF!
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Munsta, you been kissing Dave's missus again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah, that yellow goop is supposed to be mayo
I had a chicken supreme (I think) from BK once.
It was in a foil wrapper thing, all nicely done. the tomato and salad was fresh (!!!) and it was gorgeous.

Now when you order one, you get it in a cardboard box, with brown lettuce and no tommies.

The H&S people must have been round that first time.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# i heard...
a woman once died and a post mortem revealed that she had three different samples of semen in her belly... it turned out to be from the blokes that ran the indian takeway she had got food from... they had each taken it in turns to fuck a chicken used in her dinner....*


*probably bullshit
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:57, archived)
# possibly not.
I just searched snopes for 'chicken fucker' and drew a blank
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)
# yer...
cos if they fucked it raw the cooking would have kileld the spunk and if they fucked it cooked their nobs would have burned off.
(Davebloke, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# expert advice?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:05, archived)
# and..
you don't die from swallowing spunk*

*erm, apparently..
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# I wish i were at work and could send you my animation
You remember some months ago there was a friday comp about 'what if urban myths were real' or something - well, the one i animated was on a variation of that story. It's all bullshit, of course, as you suggest.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)
# wouldnt be so sure
my sister used to be a Enviromental health officer, and she investigated worse things than spunk in food.
Well, actually, she investigated that too. But worse stuff as well.

I imagine the death is a bit of an exaggeration though
(cowjoose - This is not a code, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:48, archived)
# i found teeth in my maccy d burger
but i was too tired to care and i ate it
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:55, archived)
# I found Paul McCartney in my teeth once
but I was too hungry to care so I went to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:56, archived)
# I once found sleep in Hungary,
but I was MacDonalds.. or something.

Bugger, lost the plot
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:00, archived)
# Nothing feels better,
Than Ronald McDonalds Quarter pounder in you,,


ang on,,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 23:04, archived)
# McDonalds
Now come flat packed in a big box and you just press one button and it comes out with all inflatable staff and that.

75% of almost FACT.

Nice Pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:51, archived)
# i do hope that harvey keitel gets to be jerry springer in the US version
it'd be grand
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 27 Apr 2004, 22:54, archived)