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# To the tune of Dangermouse
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:11, archived)
# where's his
mallet?
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:12, archived)
# ...
fucksocks, knew I'd forgotten something :)
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# It's
flaccid.
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:26, archived)
# u bastard
u cut his head off!!!
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:12, archived)
# that hardly counts
as a crime.
it's a kindness, in the long run
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# seek help
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# Sea kelp?
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:18, archived)
# Grapefuit!
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:13, archived)
# *shrieks*
and not in a good way

(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# film studies eh?
doesnt sound too hard...

(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:15, archived)
# The lessons are easy enough
but the exams were quite tough actually.

Even harder when you get stupid questions like "How can the characters in A Hard Day's Night be considered 'swinging'".
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:17, archived)
# Haha
I had a bit of a giggle when I read that.

Curse you for having interesting films, though. I had to do Local Hero and Trainspotting.

What was your focus film? Mine was Secrets and Lies. I almost did the Wicker Man on my own, but decided against it...
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# Trainspotting's good!
Well the first 15 minutes are at least, havn't seen any more than that :)

The focus film was Hard Day's night and we did Performance as well to complement it. (And Goldfinger for that other question).
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:24, archived)
# Lucky Bastard
You have no idea how utter utter WANK Secrets and Lies is. And Local Hero.

And we had a feminist for a teacher, so it was "OOohh penile imagery here, sexism there"

Still, got 90/100 on the c/w. :)
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:27, archived)
# When i did film studies
it was for a Welsh examining board. The exam was surprisingly hard
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:19, archived)
# It still is for the welsh
On the front page, it looks like someone just hit the keyboard randomly

SFJHASDLJHFSDA'OUHGS'LJFH'SJFDGHS'J style
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Arf
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:21, archived)
# I like what you've done to the mallet
effectively making it a big stick.

EDIT: OOOH I had a the Film Studies exams today. I thought they were rather piss, except the Scottish question about Visual Representation
(, Wed 26 May 2004, 21:15, archived)