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From the Monuments that should exist challenge. See all 280 entries (closed)

( Kris Fucking Kristofferson rides the short bus, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:54, archived)

Arf!
I find Ferrero Rochers to be highly overrated, in my opinion.
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

pharrero
rocher surely?
( Paper Tiger, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:58, archived)

Really?
I find their texture quite delightful :)
'lo, hows goes it?
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:00, archived)

Not bad, not bad. Am dipping in and out of the sunshine today!
How are things with you, my lovely?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:04, archived)

Same really
'cept tis raining here and my exams start tomorrow
But appart from that, all is well :)
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

Sorry to hear that.
Are you one of those unfortunates who dwell oop north?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:09, archived)

Nope
Well, yes, but in loverly Norn Iron.Yay.
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:12, archived)

D'oh, I am a forgetful old spacker! :(
Forgive me. The sun has got to my brain.
English tomorrow?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:14, archived)

:)
Yup, along with not my fave subject Physics
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)

speed = distance/time, distance = speed x time, time = speed/distance
I think.
Physics is the most fun of the sciences. You get to play with toy trucks and ticker-tape. Whee!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)

I think you are probably right :)
We didn't. Most fun we had was with the Van Derrgraff generater thingie, which I never even got a go on :(
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)

Is that the funny electricity in a ball thing?
I played with one of those once.
Strange fact I heard from my brother the other day: white noise on the television is a result of the radiation caused by the Bing Bang.

edit: Big!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)

I demand you put me into a footnote,
if you're going to quote me!
( monster munch is too old for this shit., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:29, archived)

Oh, oh yeah??
Well, how'd you like my footnote up your arse!!! ;p
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:32, archived)

I'm suing you for plagiarism.
You will be hearing from my solicitor*.

*Most likely, this will take around 8 months, considering the speed at which he operates.
( monster munch is too old for this shit., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)

Aye, the very same
On one of those open nights, my ma was using one she accidently touched my sister who got a big 'ol electric shock and started crying :S
Ooo, i think i'd find that more interesting if I knew what white noise was.....
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)

Your mother is a he? ;p
White noise is the snow and hissing you get from a tv when it is not tuned in.

edit: oh, you changed it!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)

Oopsies
*edits* there ya go
Oooo, thats great! Er....what was it about again?
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)

I never repeat myself

(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)

Wouldn't dream of making you!
Now this white noise thing, what is it?
;P
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:40, archived)

What Mr Munch just said.
What a nosey bugger he is!

am I repeating myself?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)

WoOoOoOo
Like a Twin Peaks moment..
mabye..
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)

I shall leave you in his capable hands.
I'm off to pleasure myself in the summer sunshine(!).
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:45, archived)

...
um......you do that!
I'd say enjoy yourself, but, well, ya know...
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)

White noise - the random hiss you get from a TV or radio that isn't tuned into anything in particular,
is a result of the ariel picking up the latent radiation in the atmosphere. It is believed that this radiation is the product of the Big Bang that is though to have created the universe.
( monster munch is too old for this shit., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:39, archived)

What Mr Munch just said.
What a nosey bugger he is!
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)

Right
white noise=snowy tv thats hisses at you
I think ive got it now!
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)

Don't mention this in your exam,
as I can't attribute this fact to anyone, hence the examiners wouldn't accept it.

Come to think of it, the Big Bang probably won't feature heavily in GCSE physics!
( monster munch is too old for this shit., Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:44, archived)

Ah
no.
Closest thing would probably be about astronauts weight on the moon..
at least one question...every fecking time......
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)

Buggeration! Clouds as far as the eye can see.
That's spoilt my fun. Back to getting white and pastey in front of a computer screen for me then.
Did you see programme on 5 yestersay about the moon landing?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)

Nope
but i did see the one on spontanious human combustion :S
Was it good?
(Seadoggin WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:59, archived)

Coupla silly yanks claiming moon landing was a hoax.
The programme pretty much smacked down every piece of 'evidence' they had by dispproving them through experimentation.
I missed the combustion. Any clues as to how to avoid it?
Doesn't an astronaut weigh one twentieth of their weight on the moon?
(the funky gibbon, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 13:02, archived)

Nah
that was ghosts, I remember poltergeist
They're here, I'm not
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)

i want them to bring back
the mint ones.

theys was nicey.
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:06, archived)

hahaha!
Genius!
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

how I wish
I'd made that.

Or, failing that, a nice animated woo yay houpla, cos it really deserves one!
( frunt send offensive words: offensivewords at gmail, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

Use this one
Woo to the pic!

( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:58, archived)

how disturbing!
hi cockalorum!
( slight yoinks!, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:05, archived)

before and after
slashing throat?
(chongma, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:07, archived)

No, the girl is frightened of turtles
I think the effect gets across the sudden terror.
( Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)

And they line up with
the Milky Way!
(Cuthbert has free cds for B3tans in his profile - kind of, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:56, archived)

Yunno how Twix
was called Raiders in the rest of Europe and they changed it when Marathon became Snickers? What the fuck happened as they called them Raiders in the first place?

Edit: Duh, woo to the pic. First laugh of the day!
( Smallbrainfield, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)

hahahaha...excellent :D
(tze, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:57, archived)

hahaa
excellent!
/relurk
(Artimus, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)

Arf!
your stuff is so consistently woooooo
( madrabbi, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 11:59, archived)

that deserves a woo
so have this one
( MissPrism, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:01, archived)

That's really quite brilliant
One of the best thus far.
Woo and yay!
( Malchick, Thu 3 Jun 2004, 12:11, archived)